Cheney on a Segway

[wicket]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

From here:

[burythehatchet]

1. DARTH. FUCKING. VADER.

[jackstraw45]

23. He rides in to Darth Vader music

Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh, Duh Duh! Duh, Duh Duh!

[Comicstripper]

2. MY GOD

His transformation into Cyborg-Super-Villain is nearing completion!

[proud patriot]

7. ROFLMAO

:-)

[Kinkistyle]

20. Probably rides it round his laser-equipped shark tank...

at his super-secret hideout. Commanding his henchman to fetch him the head of liberal journalists.

[SammyWinstonJack]

3. He should give bush* lessons

:evilgrin:

[Sabriel]

4. I'm going to replace "shit on a shingle" with "Cheney on a Segway"

I can't wait to drop it into conversations tomorrow.

[DemoTex]

5. Too funny. Smug bastard.

I do miss him though, as a former neighbor. Remember? I lived eight blocks from Lynn and Dick in Dallas. I trained my dog, Sirius, to poop in his yard. I used to see the dynamic duo at the Highland Park Village Starbucks. I would pull up in my Dolphin-grey 1965 Porsche 356SC coupe with a "Texas Democrat" bumper sticker on the back window. They hated it!

[wicket]

6. I never knew that!

That's hilarious!!! :D What were they like?

[DemoTex]

8. I sold my house in Dallas in 2/04 and moved out in 4/04.

I lived on Cragmont. A witch-woman named Rebecca Collins lived accross the street. She ran an illegal (zoning-wise) jewelry business from her home. Ironically, she has a store in a high-rent area at Preston/NW Highway. But the real high-rent, high-dollar jewelry sales went on accross the street from me.

About once every four months, since early 2001, the entourage of black Surburbans would pull up. Black cars, black suits, black times on Cragmont. Ends up that Lynn Cheney is one of the best customers of my GOPer, law breaker, bitch-of-a-neighbor Rebecca Collins.

BOYCOTT REBECCA COLLINS JEWELRY!

[DemoTex]

11. Rebecca Collins' home phone # (tell her you how much love Lynn Cheney!)

214-526-7220

[DemoTex]

13. BTW: I left the seed message on her recorder

Hit it now. Bitch-slap this witch!

214-526-7220

[DemoTex]

15. Oh, to keep it legal. No stalking allowed.

Just admonish her.

[Poiuyt]

9. Where are his protective helmet and mouth guard?

[tinanator]

10. you mean his "spear and magic helmet?"

SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!

[wicket]

12. "KILL THE WABBIT!"

:D

[Poiuyt]

14. What's Opera, Doc?

[Elidor]

17. ROFL!

[Flubadubya]

16. Christ on a crutch...

Ack! :puke:

[wicket]

18. heh

:D

[tlcandie]

19. I think it's NOT moving... batteries not included, eh? eom

[wicket]

26. He needed them for his crash cart

:evilgrin:

[GarySeven]

21. his Segway is gasoline powered ...

and gets 2 1/2 feet per gallon.

[ILeft]

24. ...and it's exempt from emission controls........................n/t

[wicket]

27. Wouldn't surprise me!

Hahahahahaha :)

[Hubert Flottz]

22. Doktor Evil!

Try this new microwave now Dick!

[MisterP]

25. Satan on a Scooter!

Beast--New World Odor
Lamb--Robertson
False Prophet--Falwell
Antichrist--???

[The Commie]

28. Bush is the Anti-Christ...

...because he thinks God speaks through him. :nuke:

[Ravy]

29. Cheney Caught Cheating (again) During Stress Test for Annual Physical!

eom

[bluedog]

30. kick her up

[wicket]

31. kick!

:kick:

[wicket]

32. kick

:kick: