Who is on the guest list for the Bush family wedding?

[SpiralHawk]

Let's see, we know Poppy "Man on the Grassy Knoll" Bush is there.

George AWOL Bush is there.

Jebbie "Slick" Bush is definitely there.

How about "Marvelous" Marvin Bush, with his brand new trophy bride?

And how about Neil "Silverado" Bush? Is he there? Or is he browsing for "excitements" in Thailand?

How about the sPectRe of the late Prescott "grave-robbing, Nazi-funding, Skull & Boner" Bush? Does his spooky substance stalk the brine-encrusted family Mansion Compound Kennebunkport? Dirty old money dies hard; they like to hang on and on, much afeared of of the inevitble JUDGEMENT.

What other Bush family un-illuminaries have gathered? I mean, this is Republican Family Values in action, worthy of DU documentation.

By the way, isn't it about time for People Magazine to do a story on the whole clan and their vast collective criminal record, a veritable Rogues Gallery for the New Millennium.