Prayer Meetings in Companies prior to External Audits, LED by the AUDITOR

[Tyler Durden]

I just got off the phone with a personal friend and fellow "Closet Socialist in Corporate America." She's the coordinator for a staff of Quality Auditors and their firm is our contractor for 3rd party QS-9000 Audits/ISO-14001 Environmental Audits.

One of their staff was a "Clinton is a Commie" RW'er, but as she tells me, it turns out that certain auditors on staff (over 30%!) are going to specific companies on return business. She thought that this was for satisfaction with the audit, but it turns out that it's because the companies in question are owned by EVANGELICALS, and the Auditors in question are also EVANGELICALS, and they hold prayer meetings prior to audits.

Whether or not they are all serious about this at the companies is immaterial. What this foretells is that Corporate America has a good fit with Evangelical America, and that if this becomes one of the dues for joining the club, they are all for it.

Hallelujah Brothers! We're going to make "BORN AGAIN" CARS!

[Tyler Durden]

1. Well, I was pretty creeped out.

I knew about one of them, but 30% leading prayer meetings before audits?