Let's ask KOKO the Lady Gorilla to Debate dubya!

[mopaul]

she knows over a thousand words, and could easily beat him in a fair debate. what'da' ya think? KOKO...you go girl

[chiburb]

1. Why should Koko waste her beautiful mind?

Everyone know gorillas are smarter than chimps!

[mopaul]

2. do you suspect like me that barbara humped a monkey?

barbara humped a monkey barbara humped a monkey.....my battle cry

[chiburb]

5. Nope.

I think she had a monkey fetus implanted during one of Prescott's weird Nazi experiments. No humping, just carrying to term. Even monkeys have standards!

[mopaul]

3. send an email to koko

[e-mail]

[NewJeffCT]

4. I honestly think Bush will destroy Kerry in the debates

1) He will know most of the questions in advance, so will be able to spit out his lie-filled platitudes full of God, patriotism & how things have all changed since 9/11. Kerry will attempt to respond with lengthy, fact-based answers and will come across as a distant, elitist intellectual.

2) Everybody already knows Bush isn't the brightest bulb out there, yet he still only lost by 500,000 votes in 2000 when he should have lost by 5 million. People find his down-home folksiness charming. Most don't know it's fake Kerry has already been typecast as aloof.

3) As in 2000, the media will set the bar so f-ing low for Bush that when he doesn't drool onstage and maniacally start shrieking "Red Rum" over and over, he'll be the overwhelming victor.

[chiburb]

6. Me too!

That's why I'm hoping the debates won't happen. Kerry's speaking and debating skills are like SO pale in comparison to the Chimp. Now, if only they'd nominated HD or AS or DK or even CMB, THEN we'd have a winner!

:eyes:

[underpants]

7. Weekly Survey here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1509970

[mopaul]

8. wow! didn't see that. i'm not the only one rooting for koko

i've been watching koko for years now, and she's up and coming. i think she's ready for the oval office after dubya has lowered the bar to a lesser species of primate

[chiburb]

9. The one I'd REALLY like to see Koko debate is

Alan Keyes.

[madrchsod]

11. koko would probaly

give him the finger and walk away.

[madrchsod]

10. she`d give him

a banana and tell him to stick up his ass...

[noise626]

12. How long into the debate before Koko starts flinging some poo!?

.....I would think it would go something like this:

Tim Russert: Mr Bush, can you explain why it took seveeral minutes fro you to respond to the attacks on 9/11? And since we are grading on a very steep curve, take as much time as you need, O Glorious One.

GWB: Well, uh....well, Terra, uh, Merica, uh...hmmm....

Koko: Oh for F#%*k sake, let see how long it takes him to dodge this!!

SPLAT!

:7

A man can dream