Remember this, Alan Keyes.....

[BiggJawn]

You were number FOUR, M'man...Right behind TED NUGENT, and MIKE DITKA before him...

How's that make you feel, Al? Second fiddle to an abusive drunk and a seducer of teeny-boppers who shit himself to stay out of Vietnam....

How's it feel to be the bottom of the barrel?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Alan...

You have made it: relegated to a level below that of a self-shitting scumbag. You have arrived, sir!

[xray s]

2. Plus, he running against "the decline of morality caused by Democrats"

...but the Republican he replaced was kicked off the ballot for taking his wife to sex clubs and trying to get her to join in against her wishes.

Man...can you believe this? The Illinois Republican party is in China Syndrome mode.

[GainesT1958]

3. I don't know who is "using" this race more...

Allan Keyes, who's really only in it to rake in all of that NRSC moula so he can retire his 2000 Presidential campaign debt, or the Illinois Repubs, who "just want a black conservative" to go up against Obama on the November ballot.:eyes:

Both look like super-hypocritical LOSERS for pulling this stunt!x(

I only hope KOS is right, and Obama's ultimate victory margin is great enough to provide coattails for several Illinois Democrats challenging Repub incumbents in House races there!:D

B-)

[gratuitous]

4. But he'll get a few hundred thousand dollars

And pay himself a healthy salary while he's running to get about 30% in November. $250,000 (lowball estimate) for three months' work? Alan will be crying about his crushing defeat all the way to the bank.

I'm just glad the Republicans will be spending a couple of dollars on this lost cause and Illinois Republicans will be mouthing a bunch of words they clearly don't believe in order to prop up Crazy Keyes.

[BiggJawn]

5. He'll get at least half-a-megabuck...

Retire his past campaign debts and away we go again!

[AgadorSparticus]

6. what's wrong with this keyes guy? he sounds realllllllllly bad.

he obviously got the memo to be more "passionate" in his delivery, but really...someone should tell this clown he is a cheap (and I mean CHEAP) imitation! I've never heard anyone try so damn hard. It's so fake and overdone, it's ridiculous. It's almost as grating as listening to the boy king himself.

Oh, and this anti-affirmative action clown says he was tapped to run against Obama because of his "stature" and credentials--not his race...ummmm..........right... :eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes:

I'm glad they put this bozo up against Obama. I think he makes the repukes look really BAD.


edit for reckless typing.

[allalone]

7. after Ted effin' Nugent!

geez buddy, don't you have any pride?