LOL!! Hilarious Freepertalk Re: Keyes V. Obama

[K8-EEE]

Classic FR stupidity abounds in this in-depth analysis of how Keyes is a way blacker black, gonna get them Eastside Chicago Blacks a-votin' fer him cuz Obama had a white mother! The blacks won't relate to them white grandparents and so of course will vote for Keyes.

Ha!!

Another Freeper then says, while he agrees with the general stereotypical racist point the guy made, actually there IS no East side of Chicago, unless you are standing in Lake Michigan. It gets even better. when some of the Freeps start a-feudin'.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1188434/posts

[praxiz]

1. Eesh. I don't want to go there. I just ate. (n/t)

[rucky]

2. maybe we should've run Bad, Bad Leroy Brown instead n/t

[stanwyck]

10. Rucky, now you've done it.

I'm starting the day laughing. Thanks.

[Fenris]

3. Free Republic - proof that life without a brain is possible

Yet not necessarily desirable.

[sandnsea]

5. lol

I really needed that!

[LiberalVoice]

4. Check thi sout!

"Keyes appears to have an Indian wife, and his children are model-handsome. Very striking. He should use them frequently."

These people sicken me. :puke:

[JohnnyRingo]

6. Hehehehe...I was over there. I read that thread

It was fun watching them walk the fine line between being racists and good republicans.

It's got them at each other's throats.

They seem more united in discussion of the Swift Boat Liars. What are they gonna do when this story crumbles?
They have visions of Kerry dropping out of the race and Buxh running unopposed over it!

They even revived the story of McCain being a traitor while in prison camp. It cheapens every "support the troops" quote they post.

They're gonna need some mass doses of Prozac over there.

[ET Awful]

7. But Johnny . . .

Being racist IS being a good republican :).

[Athletic Grrl]

9. OM[cheneyin']G

did they say that or was that one of ours?:evilgrin:

to be honest, most of the pukes i know are not racist now, but were in the past. i take credit for waking up my dad from both the racist and gay funks, which were inbred from his depression indiana farmboy childhood and the navy apparently exacerbated in his young adulthood.

argh

[UdoKier]

8. I remember Keys' MSNBC show...

I have NEVER, EVER, EVER seen a more stupefyingly boring program in my life.

He will NOT garner many votes.

[nightperson]

11. Just in case anyone missed it,

Josh Marshall has been rolling on the proverbial floor about the coming of the Keyes candidacy:

What I can't help but wonder is what issues get pulled into the mix when Keyes and his wife get in an argument about ... say, whose toothbrush is whose? Or when one of the kids won't take out the trash?

"You have said that you will not take out the trash, that you will take out the trash after you play Nintendo. But I tell you today that taking out the trash is no mere chore. Just as a righteous society is preserved by preserving what is good and just and tossing aside what is bad, just so with the ..."

"Dad?"

Well, you get the idea.

and asks for people to send in the most primo lunacy.

One thing I remember is that Keyes is not just one more embarassing conservative: no, like Bill Bennett and the perhaps forgotten Allan Bloom he's an embarassing neoconservative without any "style tips". Just "out there", high on Strauss or whatever.