I just heard on NPR, Homeland Insecurity is going to have a Mascot!

[Shoeempress]

Have they lost their minds? Can we look forward to "Terry the Terrorist".

[Kitsune]

1. Bring back Bert the Turtle! *nt*

[GiovanniC]

6. Just Keep Bert Away From John Cornyn

That's all I'm saying.

[Pale_Rider]

2. Let the Photoshop Games Begin!!!

:evilgrin:

[Minstrel Boy]

3. "Only YOU can prevent another MIHOP!"

[frank frankly]

23. BWAHAHAAHHAHA

not sure I spelled that right, but that made me LAUGH!

[Elbowroom]

4. this it?

[Wickerman]

5. I say a ferret - see the resemblence?

[arbusto_baboso]

7. An eagle pissing itself?

That was Jon Stewart's Daily Show suggestion.

I like it. The color of eagle piss will show the alert level.

[tom_paine]

8. Heinrich the Warm and Fuzzy SS Man

[VOX]

9. Can they resurrect a leaner, meaner "Woodsy Owl?"

Remember? "Give a hoot, don't pollute?"

Now, how about "Give a shit, don't get hit!"

Brother.

[AussieInCA]

10. Triumph the Insult Dog???? - NT

"Hey Bill O'Reilly..is this the no spin zone? YOU SUCK!"

Yeah...Triumph would rock lol

[Zorra]

11. Casper the Friendly Spook?

[madrchsod]

12. no it`s

an american shepard dog, this was discussed here yesterday . yes there is`nt an american" shepard dog and it`s a mascot for the new homeland security training for kids--DUCK AND COVER KIDS!!!!! THERE`S AN ARAB IN TOWN!!!!

[Junkdrawer]

13. Chicken Little

The Skyline is Falling!

[Julien Sorel]

16. You beat me to it.

:-(

[NervousRex]

14. Snitchy the Rat

...Hey kids, be the first on your block to compile a list of those engaged in Un-American terrorist activities in your neighborhood...including your parents. Be a Jr. Patriot today!

[arwalden]

15. All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!!

[WLKjr]

17. No no, Not Terry The Terrorist

lol, it will be "Jihad Joe"! :evilgrin:

[PsN2Wind]

18. Sam the Sheepdog

They could signify a change in the alert level by havin"Ralph the Wolf" punch in.

[TankLV]

19. It's "Terry - the adorable Terra-ist"!

nt

[Cleita]

20. A rattlesnake would be appropriate.

Reminds me of the White House nabobs anyway.

[Nevernose]

21. Only YOU can prevent acts of Terrorism!

[yellowcanine]

22. How about the Zip Code guy, Mr. Zippy? I forget the actual name

but I doubt he is too busy these days and he is already on the government payroll. Unless he has retired or maybe DIED? Did Mr. Zippy DIE? WHEN? Why am I always the last one to know these things? (Collapses sobbing into the keyboardddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd)