Ways to heckle Bush at rallies

[ParisFrance]

1. Wear a cowboy hat and start screaming yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa.
2. Dress up as Osama Bin Laden.
3. Hold up a sign that says c-.
4. .........................


What else?

[LearnedHand]

1. Wait, PF, you forget

We CANNOT heckle * at rallies because we CANNOT GET IN! Gotta drink the Kool-Aid and sign some stupid-ass pledge to get in.

[WLKjr]

2. BUSH LIED, SOLDIERS DIED

WHERE WERE YOU IN 72'???

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON, ONE TERM AND HE's DONE!

WHERE's YOUR TRAINING WHEELS?


blah blah

[ParisFrance]

3. I like Bush lied soldiers died.

[WLKjr]

4. Heard in in Bowling Green OH

Started yelling it in sync with another guy who started it. made some bush protestors run away :D

[Norquist Nemesis]

5. Wasn't there some costume showing up at Clinton's

appearances that were Repubs when he was running? *getting too old*

[Norquist Nemesis]

6. #4 - Cover mouth with duct tape n/t

[ParisFrance]

8. What does that symbolize ?

[Norquist Nemesis]

10. Basically, "Go buy duct tape to be safe then shut up"

[JohnnyRingo]

7. Hahahaha...Cowboy hat and YEEEEEHAAAAW....FREEEE BIIIRD

If you dress up right....They may even put you behind him.

[calimary]

9. Some Excellent DUer here recommended: "MY PET GOAT!"

Just chant it every time some idiot wants to try "four more years." "My Pet GOAT!" "My Pet GOAT!" "My Pet GOAT!"

This one's SOOOOOOOOO indescribably delicious I wish I could say I thought it up. But I did not. I'm sorry I don't remember who did. He or she deserves MANY MANY MANY kudos! It's the best, most wicked, and most scathingly brilliant retort of them all!

[Tom Kitten]

17. Agreed!

But nobody heckles Bush at his campaign stops because they are purposely kept away under armed guard...In "free speech zones"....Which were non-existent before Sept 11, 2001, "because 911 changed everything"...

[nickgutierrez]

20. That's perfect.

I thought 'three more months' was good -- this one tops that. Easily.

[Tom Kitten]

11. get arrested for showing up

and emoting anything other than wild cheers of Rah Rah Bush! This of course after you signed the loyalty oath which can and will be used against you if you show any signs of dissent!

Protestors are confined to an armed camp half a mile away monitored by fully armed SWAT teams securing the perimeter...

Watch the contrast tomorrow in Portland when both Kerry and Bush are here and I'm betting you will see the difference!

[ParisFrance]

12. Is that an infringement on free speech?

[Tom Kitten]

13. Well I think so!

but remember the conservative meme, "911 changed everything!" Including our civil rights as it turns out...

[ParisFrance]

14. Yes, very true. I'm curious if anyone has taken this to court or if anyone

has plans of legal action ?

[dorktv]

15. Get as many people as you can together and show up at the

planned rally place (you might want to get a few thousand and so this will take some serious planning) very early and of course sign the pledges but with fake names. Then enter the building and pretend to be bush supporters until he arrives. Cheer only when he first comes out (to fool him into thinking this will go well), then mantain total silence until he leaves. You will get arrested but then the arrests would most likely be thrown out.

[bleedingheart]

16. Dress up like MP's and holler out that your there to arrest him for being

AWOL.

[ParisFrance]

18. Good one!

[goclark]

19. What if you lied and signed the pledge

Will they put you n jail?

What if you voted Rethug in the last election and plan to vote Rethug(and don't) in this election?

[Victimerican]

21. I was gonna say Sieg Heil him....

If you catch the crowd with the cameras off, you might even start a chant <eg>

Of course, there's always the chance that you have the crap kicked out of you before the cops come to "protect and serve" you...Maybe something less overt?