1. Wear a cowboy hat and start screaming yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa. 2. Dress up as Osama Bin Laden. 3. Hold up a sign that says c-. 4. .........................
9. Some Excellent DUer here recommended: "MY PET GOAT!"
Just chant it every time some idiot wants to try "four more years." "My Pet GOAT!" "My Pet GOAT!" "My Pet GOAT!"
This one's SOOOOOOOOO indescribably delicious I wish I could say I thought it up. But I did not. I'm sorry I don't remember who did. He or she deserves MANY MANY MANY kudos! It's the best, most wicked, and most scathingly brilliant retort of them all!
But nobody heckles Bush at his campaign stops because they are purposely kept away under armed guard...In "free speech zones"....Which were non-existent before Sept 11, 2001, "because 911 changed everything"...
and emoting anything other than wild cheers of Rah Rah Bush! This of course after you signed the loyalty oath which can and will be used against you if you show any signs of dissent!
Protestors are confined to an armed camp half a mile away monitored by fully armed SWAT teams securing the perimeter...
Watch the contrast tomorrow in Portland when both Kerry and Bush are here and I'm betting you will see the difference!
15. Get as many people as you can together and show up at the
planned rally place (you might want to get a few thousand and so this will take some serious planning) very early and of course sign the pledges but with fake names. Then enter the building and pretend to be bush supporters until he arrives. Cheer only when he first comes out (to fool him into thinking this will go well), then mantain total silence until he leaves. You will get arrested but then the arrests would most likely be thrown out.
If you catch the crowd with the cameras off, you might even start a chant <eg>
Of course, there's always the chance that you have the crap kicked out of you before the cops come to "protect and serve" you...Maybe something less overt?
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