Bush says Al Qaeda could force cancellation of NFL season

[Elwood P Dowd]

The Department of Homeland Security has determined that Al Qaeda operatives have injected deadly poison gas in all NFL footballs imported from Canada. When one of these footballs is kicked, it immediately explodes and kills all participants and spectators in the stadium.

[LittleApple81]

1. It would not surprise me in the least if they come up with something

like this...except they want the plebe entertained and stupid.

[libhill]

2. We're doomed!

The sky is falling! Head fer the hills!

[Spinzonner]

3. AInt Gonna Happen

They wouldnt handle the pigskins

[Guy Fawkes]

4. Bush just doesn't want his team to lose.

[Laura_B_manslaughter]

5. Remember the teddy bear terror alert a couple years back?

It was not a joke, they were serious.

[Norquist Nemesis]

6. Next thing you know there will be a nuke

in a Coke machine.

[uhhuh]

7. I bet that would do it.

With all the outrageous screw ups and lies from the administration, I bet THIS would bring chimpy down in about three days, if he could even escape the mobs and flee to another country.

Sad, sad America...

[Wheelie_Alex]

8. If this is true,

then we have no choice. Nukes must be brought to bear on this madman, Usama Bin Laden. Outrages like this sacrelidge must bring about swift and terrible action!

[AntiCoup2K4]

9. Are you fucking kidding me?? Dennis "no Talent" Miller? OxyRush??

Fucking stealth bombers flying low over stadiums while Titney Spears lipsyncs a disco version of the national anthem???

The Bush Fraudministration has milked the NFL for all its worth in displays of false "patriotism" since MIHOP-9-11.

They wouldn't give up that franchise.

[Protected]

10. LOL

"From Canada" is just killing me!

:7

[Elwood P Dowd]

11. The ones made in the Chinese factory

and imported by Bush campaign contributors are just fine.

[0rganism]

12. Exploding footballs? I thought they were planning a mass breast exposure

Thousands of burqa-clad females, suddenly popping out of their costumes during halftimes across the nation... Coverage is DESTROYED! The NFL can no longer franchise to media, and the season is thereby cancelled.

We can only counter this threat by careful application of tape delay.

[Elwood P Dowd]

13. Breast exposure has been cleared as long as

red, white, and blue "W" stickers cover the nipples.

[flordehinojos]

14. Bush is just laying the groundwork for his sorry excuse

of a second Reichstag coming so that he may cancel our elections and keep his dirty hands inside our (the people's) White House.
x(

[JohnnyRingo]

15. Oh Great ! ...That's all we need

Buxh on TV saying Iran is responsible for the cancellation of football.
"should we invade them" ?

[Tight_rope]

16. Cancellation of NFL ....Aww hell he dun did it now...there will be mayham

in the streets. But than again...I don't mind...But he better not try that shit during basketball season...

[0007]

17. junior indeed knows how to strike at the heart of crazed football

fans. Well at least Rove knows the power he is unleashing. And the angle is to get this mass of humanity on junior's side?

[Sub-Zero]

18. Lol.

I hope (and think) this is a joke. But then again, the Department of Homeland Security has come up with some lamers in the past.

[Dangerman]

19. Yipes!

Looks like we're doomed! It's the end of the world as we know it...

Wait a sec, isn't it another one of Ashcroft's bullsh*t "terra" warnings again?

[Hubert Flottz]

20. It's in the Hot Dogs, Son!

It always is!

Closing in on 5,000 Americans dead now from the Bush endless "War on Terra!" Heading toward 10,000 Wounded Americans in the Bush endless "War on Terra!" Hundreds of billions of America's tax dollars spent on the misguided "War in Iraq!" Do you feel safer now than you did on 9/11?

I'm not hot dogging you! Our "War pResident" is a natural born loser! Now he wants to be a "Peace pResident", but it's a little to late for that! More Americans are dying in Iraq every day, because the pResident lied to the world about SO MANY things, leading up to the invasion of Iraq!

My advice for the whole GOPer rod and gun crew, "GET REAL"! Without football the Terra-ists will have won again George!

[Hubert Flottz]

21. This is serious, DAMNIT!

:kick:

[MaryH]

24. Not to me, it's not.

I think football is a stupid men's game.

[Bandit]

22. Which player would we want to save first?

:crazy:

[RetroLounge]

23. If it makes Brett Favre retire, then I am all for it!

RL
(A Bears fan)