Why can't Pat Robertson "Pray Away" these two hurricanes???

[goodboy]

just asking...

[olddem43]

1. Too busy praying to keep the other criminals in charge in D.C.

[CO Liberal]

2. I'm Waiting for a Hurricane...

...to blow Pat Robertson's sorry ass out into the North Atlantic.

[SheepyMcSheepster]

3. because of all the gay people and abortionists!

their evil stifels pat's ability to tell god what to do!

/sarcasm (of course)

[name not needed]

4. Too busy praying it will hit New Jersey

[lil-petunia]

5. Your donations were too meager. Cash up front with

Pat. So, you evil floridian flouride user, you gay-loving, stem-cell supporting, god hating, american-baiting, terror-loving, communist, marriage-hating, evil satan worshiper, you, you and your ilk are getting what you deserve!

Oh, Ye Righteous Storm - these evil floridian spririts will be outed by your godly winds and rain!

[goodboy]

9. I'm not worthy......nt

[yellowcanine]

6. Aw leave old "Hurricane or maybe an asteroid" Pat alone. He is busy doing

CYA on the terrorist diamonds - Charles Taylor scandal.

On Edit: Besides, Bonnie was a bust. What do you want, TWO miracles?

[HysteryDiagnosis]

7. just asking...

More hot air... will just add to the troubles.... :)

http://www.tompaine.com/feature2.cfm/ID/6535
Pat Robertson Counts His Federal Blessings

>>Digging further, Henderson discovered that the remaining $25 million did not go to individuals, but rather "to 'organizations' that are providing the actual services to individuals. Here, Henderson explains in his article, "Fraud In The Name Of God", "the trail becomes murky as one would have to follow the money through the finances of each of these organizations to find out what percentage of their income, including the income from Operation Blessing, goes for administration."<<

[ChrisK]

8. Maybe he needs a Tel-a-thon

To raise the monies that god would want him to have to make the hurricanes go away.

It does say "In God we Trust" on our money so it would make sense right?

[Not Me]

10. They are going over the top with this in Central FL...

when the reality is that we are likely to get...a storm. BFG.
I assume it will be a stronger hit along the gulf coast where it comes in, but I get the sense that the weather department of the local tv stations haven't had their 'day' for a while, and they are going nuts with this.

[H2O Man]

11. You have NO IDEA

how bad them there hurricanes would have been if he didn't pray at them. I'm telling you, the fact they hit Cuba should prove that the Lord listens very closely to Pat.

[goodboy]

16. lmao...that mad e my day. nt

[beyurslf]

12. If he is going to try, maybe we could urge him to do it on the

streets live in Key West. god should protect him, right?

[DemNoir]

13. I hope he doesnt

The last time Pat prayed a hurricane away it came to Connecticut and got me.

[lil-petunia]

14. Well, that's because you are a

satan-worshiping, evil, gay-loving, socialistic, anti-american, God-hating scum who refuses to see the upcoming rapture that will fill the skies with rising, beautifully white, saved bodies, while their humvees continue on driverless, hitting non-believing pedestrians in their path.

say that three times without breathing, standing on one leg, tapping your head while rubbing your tummy.

[Selwynn]

15. Because they are God's judgement on gays!

He said something like that during Hurricane Andrew I think...

[Serenades]

17. He

He is a wolf in sheep's clothing and I think that is very obvious. For starters, he's on television and asks for money. If I were a Christian worker, I would send the message out for free. How do you make a job out of religion?

[okieinpain]

18. good question, wish some of the media whore's would ask

him that.