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Jo March (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:42 AM Original message |
If Bush captained the Titanic |
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RobertSeattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:43 AM Response to Original message |
1. And asked after the disaster... |
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Jo March (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:47 AM Response to Reply #1 |
6. "Of course I would have stayed the course!" he replied |
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RobertSeattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:52 AM Response to Reply #6 |
14. If I would have avoided the Iceberg - then the Icebergs would have WON! |
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Jo March (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 10:07 AM Response to Reply #14 |
20. LOL!!! n/t |
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Goldmund (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
2. Rummy and Perle enter the cabin |
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the Kelly Gang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
3. he would have been first into the lifeboats |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
4. He wouldn't have hit the iceberg |
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yardwork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
5. W wouldn't have captained the Titanic |
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Jo March (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:48 AM Response to Reply #5 |
10. That's why he was writing the White Star line |
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rkc3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:47 AM Response to Original message |
7. We did not run into an iceberg, it was a pre-emptive strike on a ... |
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Jo March (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:54 AM Response to Reply #7 |
16. "That iceberg contianed WMD," said Captain Bush |
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rkc3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 10:06 AM Response to Reply #16 |
19. Apparently we had some faulty intelligence. |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:47 AM Response to Original message |
8. The sinking never would have made the newspapers . . . |
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Jo March (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:51 AM Response to Reply #8 |
13. How can we spin that? Hmm.... |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 10:07 AM Response to Reply #13 |
21. They'd say the iceberg was a small skiff piloted by terrorists. . . |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:47 AM Response to Original message |
9. He'd have crashed it into the DOCK. |
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NervousRex (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:50 AM Response to Original message |
11. He would have declared war on icebergs.... |
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Jo March (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 10:03 AM Response to Reply #11 |
18. Nah, he'd still attack Iraq n/t |
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Bronco69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
12. bush* to worried crew member: |
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leeman67 (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 09:52 AM Response to Original message |
15. he says to that iceberg, "Bring it on!" |
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mzmolly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
17. Bush to Rumsfeld "get me the dingy thingy .. quick!" |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 01:55 PM Response to Reply #17 |
29. "Dingy thingy" - LOL |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
22. It's Bill Clinton's fault |
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kcwayne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 10:13 AM Response to Original message |
23. He would have reserved the life rafts for himself |
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soothsayer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
24. Hey, we've got ice! Now where's muh bourbon? n/t |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
25. Actually that WAS Bush |
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Q3JR4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 01:36 PM Response to Original message |
26. That damn Clinton, |
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mark414 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 01:49 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. what clinton REALLY did |
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Jo March (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
27. Thanks, DUers! |
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ochazuke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
30. My Version |
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Zorra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
31. Bu$h would never have hit an iceberg in the North Atlantic. |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
32. "Women and children...START BAILING!" |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
33. The life boats are reserved for FIRST class ONLY! |
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Retrograde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 06:00 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. The lifeboats are reserved for party donors! |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 07:38 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. yup, it had 20 instead of the required 16... |
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greekspeak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
35. The ship would never have left the dock |
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progdonkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-13-04 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
37. he would've done something... |
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