I hope Britney Spears speaks at the GOP convention...

[Electile Dysfunction]

Kerry will then carry every state except Idaho, Utah, Nebraska, and Wyoming.

[AntiCoup2K4]

1. Nah, gotta go with Jessica Simpson

Twice as right wing as Britney and 4 times as stupid.

[boxster]

3. After seeing Britney in Fahrenheit 9/11, I'm not sure if...

anyone could possibly be 4 times as stupid.

[Tim4319]

19. I think Bush can be 4 times as stupid!

[boxster]

2. Alas, you are correct.

Bush would still win Nebraska.

I can't wait to get out of here....

[arbusto_baboso]

4. Dubya will still sound dumber.

Even lil' Britney couldn't come close to the King of Malapropland, George W. Bush.

[Electile Dysfunction]

5. Yes but...

Britney has an aura of bimboness that's generally viewed as being more prevalent than Dumbya's.

[arbusto_baboso]

6. And on the bright side,

there'd actually be a few minutes of the Rethug Convention worth watching. As long as you muted the sound.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. Only if...

She drops her blouse and screams "Flop 'em out for Texas!!!". ;-)

[mzmolly]

8. Me too! And I hope she brings her bubble gum to boot!

*snap snap pop*

[Downtown Hound]

9. Well she does have their message down pat

"Don't think, don't question, just trust George. George good for you. He give you tax cut. Yippee! Chew bubble gum and kick ass."

[DinahMoeHum]

10. Tee hee, the pop tart speaks on the sanctity of marriage

among heterosexuals as opposed to gays/lesbians.


:evilgrin:

[obnoxiousdrunk]

11. She and

Bo Derek will be handling the Family values aspect of the campaign.

[Yogi]

12. I want to hear Kid Rock speak.

:evilgrin:

[CaptainClark23]

18. He speaks?

whoda thunk it...?

[zbdent]

13. Rather interesting considering . . .

the pasting that the local Clear Channel stations gave her for canceling her appearance in Cleveland mere hours before the show was scheduled to start.

Enough of the RW dittoheads were pretty pissed off at her.

Oh, what is it that they're saying to Bruce Springsteen? Shut up about politics and play some music?

[CarolynEC]

14. How much butt crack is permitted at the RNC?

And I have a follow-up question:

What would be the appropriate FCC fine for a glimpse of butt crack from Britney as opposed to, say, Dick Cheney?


:scared:

[Kahuna]

15. LOL! So do I...

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[Lavender Brown]

16. Better not. Didn't one GOP Governor say he wanted to shoot her?

After the Madonna kiss?

[BringEmOn]

17. "What size boobs should I wear...A, B, C, or D?"