Poor Kerry. :-(

[Electile Dysfunction]

His recent endorsements include Lyndon Larouche, a man whose greatest contribution to the human race will be his death, and Bruce Springstein, whose last endorsement, Walter Mondale in 1984, lost 49 states to St. Ronnie of Raygun.

[Endangered Specie]

1. But we aren't endorsed by the devil.

[Wheelie_Alex]

2. Never underestimate,

the influence of the Devil's endorsement.

[wtmusic]

3. So if Springsteen endorsed him, it's all over

Ya know what? Bill Clinton, that dude who turned the American economy around, endorses Kerry too!

Toby Keith endorses Bush! He's just a sad ass wannabe. Go Figure!

:silly:

[displacedtexan]

4. Look on the bright side.

We had spaghetti three times at our house last week.

What a great bumper sticker!

Prevent Electile Dysfunction!

[Bunny]

Two words:

Buh Bye!

[Old and In the Way]

5. I don't believe Mondale lost 49 states to Reagan.

I think you are thinking of McGovern's debacle in '72.

[markses]

10. Wrong: Mondale lost every state but Minnesota

[bobbyboucher]

6. Sorry to hear about

your limpness.

[Lefty_the_Right]

7. Not to mention

Al Queda and Ken Lay have endorsed Bush as well.

They both said that in their dealings with him, that he never once dissapointed them.

[neuvocat]

8. Bush is endorsed by Hamas. For real.

That should tell you something.

[DrWeird]

9. Poor Bush.

He had a ninety percent approval rating and he lost it. Along with the good economy and the war in Iraq.

[bushwakker]

11. Springsteen never endorsed Mondale you piece of shit

go away fuck face

[bklyncowgirl]

15. Absolutely right! Bruce did not endorse Mondale.

After Reagan attempted to use "Born in the USA" in the campeign, Mondale said something to the effect that "Bruce Springsteen may be born to run but he wasn't born yesterday." Springsteen responded that he had problems with Mondale as well and please don't even think about using his music.

Obviously he's changed his mind about political endorsements.

John Kerry is the first politician Bruce Springsteen has endorsed for office although he has performed and donated generously for any number of progressive causes.

[GregW]

Take two of these ...

and call me in the morning.

[tandot]

12. Osama has endorsed Bush. Osama likes incompetence when it

comes to war on terror. Three years...no Osama...more terrorist...and constant terror alerts...Man, do I feel safe

[KC21304]

13. Poor Bush. His own mother says he isn't too bright.

[HFishbine]

14. Only one candidate can be endorsed by Al Qaeda

"Kerry will kill our nation while it sleeps because he and the Democrats have the cunning to embellish blasphemy and present it to the Arab and Muslim nation as civilisation."

"Because of this we desire you (Bush) to be elected."

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040317/325/eotq9.html