Can't Jeb bush sound more human.....

[readmylips]

yee...his soundbites are political instead of human. Just like a rich bastard..

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. You're asking the impossible!!!

IS he human?

[Tsiyu]

3. reptilian?

bovine?
porcine?
heartless Pharisee?

Aw, who knows?

[aquart]

2. Please. He was raised by Barbara.

[devinsgram]

10. Say no more, that explains everything.

[WI_DEM]

4. Is anybody in that diabolic family human?

[liberalhistorian]

5. One of the first things I noticed about

Jeb was his air of total arrogance and contempt for those not in his class. I mean, Shrub has it too, of course, as does the rest of his useless worthless good-for-nothing family, but he´s able to hide it and make himself seem like just your average regular guy so that people actually feel like they want to have a beer or barbecue with the privileged arrogant clueless fucker.

But Jeb-that fucker just DRIPS with arrogance and contempt, you can just see it all over him even if he´s not saying anything. That´s going to be our saving grace in 2008 if that fucking family is dumb enough to think we´re going to go for yet another Shrub in the WH, since he was the one who was supposed to have been president, not Georgie, and he´s already doing the preliminary planning for a 2008 run.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

11. his air of total arrogance and contempt

Doesn't like reporters/journalists.... too bad.

[goclark]

6. I hate him but he can speak English

and he speaks in complete sentences.

He even speaks Spanish.

Question: Why didn't they run Jeb for President? I think it is because he had an IQ above 90 and they could not use him in the same manner. Poppy knew that * could be his puppet.

Am I right?

[jab105]

8. Nope, it was because Jeb lost to Lawton Chiles in Florida in 1994...

and Bush won in Texas...

That's pretty much it...

Then Jeb won the governorship of FL in 1998...

[tblue37]

19. They are an aristocratic family,

so they stick to the rule of primogeniture.

[bkcc]

7. I haven't heard a word from his mouth.

I'm too mesmerized by his freakishly large head.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

9. Definitely a "So I Married an Axe Murderer" class melon. n/t

[Carni]

13. It's a whole planetary system...

Let's just hope that he cries himself to sleep on his massive pillow after Nov 3rd (Sorry you mentioned Mike Myers and I just couldn't seem to help myself)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

14. Every time I look at Jebbie's massive gourd, I can't help but think:

"HEAD! PANTS!"

[Carni]

15. "NOW!" LMAO

[napi21]

12. At least he can pronounce multisylable words.

I heard him twoce during this Florida storm. I actually stopped in my tracks the one time. I forget what word he used, but it sure is apparent he studied a different vocabulary book than his brother!

[tblue37]

20. Also, he doesn't have the sort of brain damage that Chimpy has,

since that was brought on by Chimp's decades of alcohol and cocaine abuse.

[mcar]

16. He has that Bush-speak annoyance in his tone

every time I hear him. Just like * and Poppy. As if they are thinking, how dare these little people ask questions of my exalted self.

[liberalhistorian]

21. "Bush-speak annoyance", that's

a great way to put it! Shrub can at least hide it better than any of his other family members, especially Jeb, Neal and Mama Babs.

[Skittles]

17. HA HA, HA HA HA HA

HE IS A F***ING *BUSH* FOR CHRISSAKES.

[Tight_rope]

18. Hard to do when you are the brother of a Chimp!

[peekaloo]

22. Trying to look compassionate and concerned yesterday

but he came off as a big pouting arsewipe. Snapped at reporters a couple of times (Boo$h trademark) and was seen yukking it up with his Lt. Gov. during a news conference update.

He's eating good it appears.