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hiphopnation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 06:42 PM
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Someone should settle it with O'Lielly his way: fisticuffs, in the pkg lot
He's always talking s*it about being tougher and bigger and badder. I'd like to take him up on that and challenge him to a fight. If I win, you go off air, pull all your books and apologize to every person you've offended in your entire defensive career. If he wins...a new microwave. :shrug:

:thumbsup:
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U4ikLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 06:46 PM
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1. You ain't the only one. I'd like to give him a dose as well.
He's all talk, much like most Rethugs.
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 06:47 PM
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2. Big talk
No walk.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 06:57 PM
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7. exactly
school yard bully until someone puches him back and then he goes home crying to his momma.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 06:50 PM
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3. Baloney!
You obviously don't really know about Wild Bill! The guy is tougher than nails. He could easily have been the Heavyweight Champion of the World. He'd have knocked the shit outta that draft-dodger Ali. You just ask him. He was in a fight in the 4th grade, and he gave the girl a bloody nose. Bet you didn't know that. Don't mess with Bill.
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 06:50 PM
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4. I have a couple female friends that could do the job
And that would be even sweeter!

:)
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U4ikLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 06:54 PM
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5. You're right...that WOULD be even sweeter...LOL
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 06:57 PM
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6. O'Lielly is rude
and blustering. I don't like people like that, and though I don't believe in violence, I don't know that I'd intervene if someone (like some Viet Nam vets I know) decided to teach the fool what it is like to fight.....
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:01 PM
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8. Well, it might be nice to beat some sense into him

but with his closed mind it's hard to see how it would get in
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:04 PM
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9. I'm 6'2" and weigh
entirely too much, which is another subject for another time, but I'd love to take on O'Lielly in a one on one in a parking lot. Just the two of us Billy boy, c'mon whaddya say? I have been in a few street fights in my time and think I can remember how to do it, even though I've tried to forget. For billy boy, it'd all come back to me.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:06 PM
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10. Bill is 6' 14 "
and has watched tons of fights on tv, and has had fantasies of beating up groups of democrats. Be careful.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:08 PM
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11. He's also in perfect shape.
He works out every day. He speaks softly, but carries a big stick.
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Fovea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:19 PM
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15. That's what I want to hear
I have a personal fantasy involving Bill, a stick, and a world of hurt.
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U4ikLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:11 PM
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12. LOL...so he's like the white-elderly Repub version of Mike Tyson., huh???
I bet he's got Ultimate Fighting on cable...he's hardcore!!! ;)
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:16 PM
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14. Bill would chew
Mike Tyson's ears off. Tyson would shit his trunks if he saw Bill standing across the ring ..... no doubt. Bill reminds me more of Charles "Sonny" Liston ..... he's very probably the toughest guy on earth in his own imagination.
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U4ikLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:23 PM
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17. Dayum, he ain't foolin'...Franken had better have 2 bodyguards
LOL...so, he's make Iron Mike foam his trunks & go back to Robyn???

great stuff
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:12 PM
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13. LOL!!!!
Not really sure if I want to get into O'Lielly's fantasies at this point, they might just scare me. But in reality, I just quit watching his show a long time ago because all it does is anger me and life is too short for that crap.
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:21 PM
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16. I know it's wrong but I get a cheap thrill
when our liberal men get all fired up on testosterone and want to teach the bullies a lesson. :evilgrin:
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U4ikLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:25 PM
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19. *shamelessly posing for Stephanie*
;)
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:24 PM
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18. I nominate my brother
he is ONLY 6'3" - but he was in the Army for 3 years. He hates right wing wackos and could take Liely out in under 20 seconds

I'd bet $1,000 on it....but only if he didn't get arrested for 'assaulting an asshole'.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:32 PM
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21. No way .....
Wild Bill has argued with plenty of veterans bigger than your brother. There is no man on earth that is as smart or powerful as Bill. Save your money to invest in O'Reilly products for the holidays.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:49 PM
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23. I'll invest in the O'Liely
bible - ya know, the one that says it's OK to Lie, to steal (Iraq's oil), and to dishonor fathers and mothers (ie-Jeremy Glick's)
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:30 PM
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20. If anybody ever challenged him and then showed up in that
parking lot, O'Liely would likely snivel and run away. I discovered in sixth grade that if you stood up to bullies, they'd cave every time, whether or not their friends were around.

I just wonder how long it'll take us to get rid of the DLC so the Democtratic Party will figure it out.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-14-04 07:34 PM
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22. O'Reilly could kick the shit
out of any sixth grader in the country .... and most 7th graders, too!
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