Grover Norquist found "an attractive Republican" to marry

[Rose Siding]

Or so he says- no photo. Sorry, gals and guys. He's taken! :bounce:

• Wedding bells will be ringing early next year for right-wing think tanker (and cable news squawker) Grover Norquist and his girlfriend of the past year, Samah Alrayyes, who works for the U.S. Agency for International Development. Norquist, the 47-year-old president of Americans for Tax Reform (and an NRA board member), thoughtfully pointed out about his 31-year-old love: "She's an active Republican." Phew. "She's very good on taxes," Norquist boasts, adding sweetly, "and she can put a tight grouping with a .38."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A58378-2004Aug11.html

[barbaraann]

1. I want to see a picture of Sean Hannity's wife.

His website is full of pics of "Flirty Flipper" and YOUNG "Hotties for Hannity" but zip of his wife.

[Snellius]

2. Beard?

Can't wait to see the photos of the happy couple.

[Canuckistanian]

5. LOL!

I wouldn't doubt it one second!

[BayouBengal07]

3. Who would marry that creep

He's the same guy who said he wanted to make the federal government "small enough to drown it in a bathtub".

[Canuckistanian]

6. He sounds like an expert in bathtub drownings

Here comes the bride....
:scared:

[Rose Siding]

21. LOL I won't worry for her

There's a new sheriff in town and this ain't her first rodeo.

[serryjw]

7. Yes!

Lets all chip in and send him a bathtub FILLED with water for the happy day!

[buycitgo]

8. bathtub filled with BLOOD

and oil

[papau]

17. USAgencyInternational Development,Public Affairs today, Islamic Institute?

USAgencyInternational Development,Public Affairs today, islamicinstitute.org yesterday?

But she sounds like a match! ".. We need to work harder and faster to ensure fair and just federal judgeships in our judicial system," Samah Alrayyes, Director of Communications, said as quoted by the Islamic Free Market Institute Foundation

[Fovea]

4. And we have the same taste in men

such core values in common can only help.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

9. So, who gets to sleep with the .38? Republican sex-toys are kinky.

Also, who gets to wear the camouflage nighties and jackboots? Will they be spending their honymoon in Baghdad, contributing the "collateral damage" count?

[cap]

10. why is he marrying a bureaucrat who is

suckling on the federal breast?

[gold_bug]

19. good question

A career with USAID would seem inconsistent with their conservative values.

[peacetalksforall]

11. He is a business partner-facilitator of the very Middle Easterners who

are being investigated by the FBI for funding terrorists. Just google dance it.

[buycitgo]

13. I tried to figure out a way to include that with the bathtub filled

with blood and oil, but couldn't

[Sporadicus]

12. I Find Republican Women Repulsive

not necessarily in the looks department. Consider that, for the vast majority of repug men running roughshod over civil liberties, there's a repug Stepford Wife enabler in the background, supporting him and instilling repug values into their repug children.

[smirkymonkey]

14. There is no such thing as an "attractive Republican"

the ugliness on the inside always surfaces to the visage.

[DBoon]

15. Someone arranged a wedding of convenience

I suspect. Maybe there was begining to be speculation that Grover was gay? And the wedding is designed to provide a cover of deniability?

[Spinzonner]

16. Uh, Oh, she's still young enough to be fertile

(Fill in your Deity of choice) save us from a plague of little Norquists.

The horror, the horror.

[Kurt Remarque]

18. maybe he's marrying henry kissinger

[BlackJack8324]

20. Funnier story if you scroll down on the page

"I want to be able to say, 'Yes, Mommy was once a porn star, but when you came along, Mommy was no longer a porn star.' "

-- Jenna Jameson, telling Rolling Stone that she'll quit her job once she becomes pregnant.

Maybe Samah is really Jenna.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

22. No way.

Their black, shriveled little souls cause them all to become as ugly as an armful of assholes.