Former Proconsul Paul Bremer Located; Called "Public Nuisance"

[thebigidea]

Remember their grand love affair?

A vacationing friend of mine zapped off the following email:

I stayed in a town of about 200 people in vermont over
the weekend.... that sorry son of a bitch Paul
Bremer has taken up residence there (Chester,
Vermont) and the people call him "a public nuisance."

He jogs in the morning with secret
service trailing him at 5 mph in Ford Excursions. I
saw these secret servicemen in their excursions,
running with the a/c on the entire day as they sat
parked staring at his house (2 trucks)... also, he
requires bomb sniffing dogs when he frequents one of
the town stores. (remember, bin-Laden still has a
reward out for his head)

I also got a bunch of desert storm cards, including
the Secretary of Defense Dick Cheney card in mint
condition... and the night-vision goggles card at a
backwoods country auction... great way to mobilize
support for a war...night-vision goggles on a trading
card.

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This concludes this week's installment of "Where in the World is L. Paul Bremer III?"

So, what pies does he have his finger in now? Cushy Carlyle positions? On the board of a massive oil company? Lending his "expertise" to some no doubt selfless company involved in reconstruction? Or merely licking his wounds?

[prodigal_green]

1. But the most important question remains...

who does his hair?

[thebigidea]

2. by the looks of it, Wolfowitz of Washington

[Disturbed]

3. Billions of $$$s missing from Iraq.

Did anybody search Bremmer's lugage?

[thebigidea]

4. it brings to mind a briefcase stuffed with money & CPA soap/shampoo

"I like to keep clean."

[grasswire]

5. hahahahahahaha!

Oh, that was a great laugh. Thanks so much!

SNL ought to do a skit.

[Spiffarino]

6. Wolfie sticks his comb into his mouth and touches it up for him.

That's why it never moves, even in the strongest breeze. Wolfowitz' spit has magical holding properties.