Joke from Republican Office-Mate

[hiphopnation]

There was this new bar in town that everyone was talking about because it had a robot bartender.

A man walks in to see this for himself. He sits at the bar and sure enough, a robot was bar tending. The man orders a drink, and the robot asks him what his IQ is. The man replies that his IQ is 150. So the robot begins discussing nuclear physics, hydrogen power cells, and the current state of the global atmosphere. The man is amazed.

He has to see how good this robot really is. He leaves the bar and comes right back in and sits at the bar.

Again, the robot asks him for his IQ. This time the man replies "100." So the robot discusses football, basketball, baseball and the proper way to grill a steak.

The man leaves and comes back in for a third time. This time he tells the robot that his IQ is 50. The robot replies: "So, are you democrats really going to vote for Kerry?"


So I finished the joke with this:

Finally the man leaves and comes back in one more time. The robot asks him what his IQ is and the man replies "What's an IQ?" The robot replies "What'll it be, President Bush?"


And sent it back to him. I almost hesitated because my finish was way to good for that otherwise stooooooopid joke. Ah well. :thumbsup:

[richmwill]

1. Haha

Genius! Well done!

[Catherine Vincent]

2. That was great.

I know this republican doesn't have any room to be making jokes on a party's IQ level with that buffoon in the office now. Geeze.

[TOhioLiberal]

3. I've hear the joke before...

...but at the 50 IQ the bartender says what'll it be President Bush. I like your ending better! :evilgrin:

[mark11727]

4. I've heard it before, too.... sweet comeback, though.

IIRC, the original punchline was "So, are you voting for Bush again?"