Is it too late for Toast to resign?

[goclark]

Many at DU, including me, want * to be Toast.

I absolutely can't stand it anymore. He does something stupid every minute of the day and night. My blood pressure is sky high and I can't make it until Nov.2nd at this rate.

When is he going to pop out of my Toaster and be done?!!

Why can't he do the world a huge favor and resign?




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[jean]

1. Don't succumb to wondering 'What stupid thing is he doing at this moment?'

Instead, take time to rehydrate the little smiley, he's been working overtime puking!

Smile a huge smile, it'll release good stuff into your system.
All this time, take long deep breaths.

Please feel better and avoid the toaster and toast, in general, til after the election.

Your name for him, 'Toast,' is hilarious!

[goclark]

7. Thanks for the advise

I feel a bit better this morning. Just don't want to turn on TV and see his face.

[Kanary]

2. It's not for me. ^_^ You have any suggestions for encouraging him?

:hi:

I really wish I knew that he was going to self-destruct, so I could just relax and enjoy the show.

:)

Kanary

[goclark]

3. Well, since you asked Kanary LOL

I have dreams about the ear plug falling out of his ear during the debates. I can see him falling on the floor frantic! Reaching and searching for that little life line with Condi on the other end.

And... I have dreams about Barney biting his nose. Then, when he slaps Barney, a half pint of Jack Daniels falls out of his pocket.
This all happens on the WH lawn.

I have dreams of Helen Thomas asking a zinger of a question and instead of his usual bla bla bloop, he starts speaking an unknown language! He starts really spilling the beans after that.. saying "Condi,please don't tell them that I am your husband just yet. I promise I will leave that ugly bitch and we can run away to France together."

Well, I think I'll go to bed now, maybe by morning I'll have another TOAST DREAM- LOL :boring:

[tedoll78]

4. God,

your post has me laughing hysterically. Okay, I'm deliriously tired too, but the image of Barney biting him just hits me right in the funny bone.. hehe..

[jean]

5. just when you thought he might be asleep, here he is, with a wrench

inside a helicopter!



President George W. Bush wields a wrench while looking at the inside of a CH-47 helicopter during a tour of the Boeing Company in Ridley Park, Pennsylvania, August 17, 2004.

Bush appeared at the Boeing Co. plant that employs 4,700 people and manufacturers and modernizes CH-47 Chinook helicopters for the U.S. Army. Photo by Kevin Lamarque/Reuters

[goclark]

6. Yea that's one of my favorites "photo ops"

I had a dream last night that Laura was holding that wrench in her hand and bang,bang,bang. They start rolling all over the floor and
she starts telling him that he abuses her, doesn't go to church and that he LIES to the American people and that he knew there were no WMD and on and on and on and on LOL

PS/ Isn't it funny that the media says nothing about this photo? If Kerry did that he would have been all over the news. They would say he looked so silly bla bla bla

[Skidmore]

8. And deny us the distinct pleasure of

kicking his sorry hiney back to Crawford? You've got to be kidding!

[goclark]

9. You've got a good pt. there!

[Misunderestimator]

10. Love it... "President Toast" ... has a ring to it.

[goclark]

11. "Former President Toast is headed for Crawford"

I can hardly wait for the day when he waves good bye!

I can see it all now.. Candi Crowley crying and telling us " Ladies and Gentleman(sob, sob) the former President Toast has just stumbled up the steps of Air Force One and he is waving goodbye to his loyal A mare kans."

The twins are already on board,on the floor with their bottles.

Laura is on board popping pills by the minute.

Condi is on board waiting in the sleeping compartment for a matinee that will never happen.

Babs and slime ball Poppy are on board talking by phone to next Boy King Jeb. They are trying to figure out how they can get back in power.

Toast finally falls inside the plane and the stewardess says, " Coke and Pretzels former President Toast?" You'll need a nice snack on your way back to Crawford."

OH HAPPY DAY!!!

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