'Hello, my name is George Bush and I'm here to protect you..."

[kentuck]

Like I protected you on 9/11. And like I protected the surplus that we had when I came into office. Like I protected the Social Security Trust Fund. Like I protected those coal miners over there in Appalachia. Like I protected our troops when I invaded Iraq and they didn't have enough protective vests for all of them. Like I protected all the unemployed in this country...

But, you see, that was all in the past. I know what I'm doing now. I know how to fight these terrorists. I know how to make this economy stronger now. Yeah, I was just bullshitting everybody at first but I've learned a lot in 4 years. Trust me...

[Claire Beth]

1. Hello, my name is George Bush and I'm here to....

fuck up America just like I've been doing.

(sorry I couldn't resist)

[giant_robot]

2. Scary

Until I read your post I thought the scariest words in the english language were "Hello, I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." That is now a distant second to, "Hello. I'm George W. Bush and I'm here to protect you."

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