Caption this poor baby's thoughts...

[spooked]

At a Bush* campaign event yesterday...

[XanaDUer]

1. "Brains...he's trying to suck my brains!"

n/t.

[greenbriar]

2. I just poopy my diaper

hope it smells good

[Lenape85]

3. Mommy, get this giant ape away from me.

nt

[K-W]

4. Sooooooooo Coooolllldddd

Thats the kiss of evil.

[PretzelWarrior]

Momma told me there'd be days like these

well, time to spit up.

[Hotdiggitydog]

5. Mom....Mom....

Mom....Jeesuss Keyrist, mom. Get this fricking a-hole outta my face. If pictures of this get on the internet I'll just die.

[Longhorn]

6. Get a brain, Moran! n/t

[HollowHead]

7. Uh, mom, I really don't care if he puts his sweaty lies on me

would you please vote for Kerry?

[Wickerman]

8. Make it stop, for the love of god, make it stop!

[CrispyQ]

9. I hope he doesn't drop me like he dropped Barney!!!

[southernleftylady]

10. I feel so dirty now.. thanks mom..

[Red_Viking]

11. AAAH! A Dementor!

OK, I know, lame. It's my sad attempt at a Harry Potter reference.

But, isn't * the epitome of an empty soul-sucker???

Poor baby. He needs to be boiled. The stain might never come off. :P

RV

[bunk76]

12. "Mommy.....

this guy stinks,......thats what you smell like when your covered in blood and oil"?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. Get your tongue out of my ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You pevert!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vickers]

14. OK, now for Georgie's thoughts: "Mmmmmmm....white babies."

:P

[Geo55]

15. *

[Downtown Hound]

16. Eeeewwww!

Why couldn't he have left me behind like all the other children?

[spooked]

17. "I'm not really a Freeper...I only Smell like one"

n/t

[NRaleighLiberal]

18. "Doesn't this idiot know I am a registered Democrat????"

[spooked]

19. Yet Another Baby to Caption from campaign stop on Monday!

[NRaleighLiberal]

20. "Hey, get your finger out of my ass!!!"

[Valerie5555]

26. How about "Hey, get your hands off my "weewee" or "coochie" you pervert

eom.

[Nordic]

27. you know what's really disturbing

is after seeing all the pictures of dead Iraqi babies from Fallujah and other places in Iraq .....

Seeing Bush holding a live baby just makes my skin crawl.

He'd just as soon throw a baby into a vat of hot oil as kiss one on the cheek. The man has killed SO MANY BABIES just like those that he'd holding.

It really makes it hit home what a monster this guy is.

[underseasurveyor]

28. And now it's time for Baby Thoughts

Mr. boosh you disgust me and you smell worse than my day old poopy diapers. Now put me down before i let loose and piss all over you.

note to my wittle self: Mom and Dad, I will remember this when I get older, and I will make you pay :evilgrin:

[Valerie5555]

30. How about hey mom and dad when I grow up I am going to definitely be a

staunch DEMOCRAT :evilgrin: :dem:

[underseasurveyor]

33. Yup, sweet revenge.

;-)

[allalone]

21. fine, now I'm really gonna hurl.

[rustydog]

22. Damn...I've got a rash on my butt and an ass on my face!

Where is my bottle?

[NinetySix]

23. The baby says...

...nothing.

It's just another plastic prop like the Thanksgiving turkey in Iraq.

[underseasurveyor]

24. Who in the Hell closes their eyes like that when they kiss a baby?

I mean jeeez :eyes:

Baby: Mommy, I gettin' dizzy off these alcohol fumes an now I don't feel to purdy good, I'm gonna frowup.

[Norquist Nemesis]

25. I'll never forget this moment...and never forgive them.

[Behind the Aegis]

29. I got reincarnated for this shit?!?!

alternate: I am so bored I could shit! Ooops! I did!

Bush thought: Taste like chicken!

[CandyCrim21]

31. "PEW......

and they're all going to think that bullshit is me!"

[Tight_rope]

32. Gross....I wouldn't let him kiss my toilet seat after I finish shitting.