I wonder what's going on in the White House this minute?

[eleny]

The swifties are going down. Bush looks like a cowardly ass. Their new ad insinuating Kerry shot himself was supposed to come out Friday. That would be a lead balloon - thump. Wonder what sort of scrambling is going on as they burn the midnight oil?

What-Evva! I know I'm going to get a great night's sleep. Heh-heh! This was a great evening watching their surrogates squirm and falter while our candidate is showing his metal.

[DemWitch]

1. Shrubya and his minions

have donned their black robes, lit a fire in the pit and are preparing to summon forth the Dark Spirits for further instructions on where to take their campaign.

That, or they're pacing in circles shitting themselves, wondering what the hell they're going to do now.

[napi21]

2. They're probably watching re-runs of Hardball, trying to

figure out what they did wrong! Telling the truth never enters anyone's mind, I'm sure!

Get another pot of black coffee boys, it's gonna be a LONG NIGHT!

[Leilani]

3. Nothing going on at the White House

because Shrub is on vacation in Texas...

He has worked so hard lately, all that campaigning & fundraising...

This guy does NO work! Amazing!

[madrchsod]

4. the mice are pissing

all over everything and the cockroaches are scurrying around eating left over crumbs

[sans qualia]

5. I bet Laura's reading.

She just looooves to read, you know.

[eleny]

6. Yeah, down at the ranch chain smoking in her bathrobe

Or is that chain smoking her bathrobe?

[Elwood P Dowd]

7. Big ad coming out showing Kerry flying VC flag on his boat

There will also be doctored footage of Kerry shooting at other Swift Boat commanders with his M-16.

Swift Boat commanders will come on Limbauh and Hannity saying Kerry left Vietnam early because Naval Intelligence was closing in on his drug smuggling operation, which gave him millions of dollars to sponsor the 527 attack ads on George Bush.

They will also say that Kerry purposly exposed himself to enemy fire because he planned to run for President in 2004, and he needed a few medals to pad his qualifications.

[MisterP]

8. screeching, hooting, legs thrashing,

Barbara Bush screeching in an Estelle Costanza voice, Ashcroft preparing Dub's teddy-bear's-head PJs, Condi bringing dollies, etc., etc.

[JSJ]

9. the males are having sex w/ young iraqi boys and each other n/t