The Second Michelle Malkin Song of the day:

[LowerManhattanite]

"That Malkin" (to the tune of Fats Domino's "Im Walkin")

'That Malkin! Nutty screeds she's hawkin', bout the Japanese.
Not copin' with the glare of Ca-ble TV, uh uh...

She's loony as she can be, went screwy on MSNBC,
And not copin' with the glare of Ca-ble TV.

Didn't know what to do when called on her lie.
Tried to up and run away and hide.
Matthews turned up the heat and let her fry,
Poor little shill wishin' she had died.

'That Malkin! Nutty screeds she's hawkin', bout the Japanese.
Not copin' with the glare of Ca-ble TV, uh uh...

That Malkin! For the RNC she's barkin' an' foamin' at the teeth,
And not copin' with the glare of Ca-ble TV!.

She's phony, like Nutrasweet. Make money, spoutin' hate you see,
But not copin' with the glare of Ca-ble TV!

Nearly turned blue, sittin' at Maher's side,
Audience hooted and she went pop-eyed!
Makin' funny faces as the camera spied.
Went on Pharma's show and simply boo-hoo cried

That Malkin! For the RNC she's barkin' an' foamin' at the teeth,
And not copin' with the glare of Ca-ble TV!.

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(Thank nostamj and his twisted alternate version of the Beatles "Michelle" http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x647123#647158 for inspiration!) :)

[liberalitch]

1. Did she think that people would all just say....

Aw, gee michelle and how right you are.... you dear sweet thing...?

Did she think that as ugly as this thing has gotten that she wouldn't picked on and picked apart?

[hatrack]

2. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, that was brilliant! :hi:

[NightTrain]

3. Hot damn! Even I never attempted a Fats Domino parody.

And I've written a whole lotta song parodies over the years.

My hat is off to you! :yourock:

[AmerDem]

4. Thats good

If you actually play instrument and sing I suggest you record it and spread it around here. If not maybe some music talent here can do it for ya?

Any takers?

[PROGRESSIVE1]

5. You're quite talented!

:)