when you thought this couldnt get any better - it does! go max!

[faithnotgreed]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=694&u=/ap/20040825/ap_on_el_pr/bush_cleland&printer=1

[Richardo]

1. Patterson: "He's quite mobile."

"I tried to accept that letter and he would not give it to me," said Patterson. "He would not face me. He kept rolling away from me. He's quite mobile."

And you're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks...

[klook]

2. This will make a good scene

in Michael Moore's film about the 2004 election.

Can't you just see Cleland rolling away with these Bush staffers chasing him yelling, "Senator Cleland! Please come back! Do you have something for us?!"

They almost manage to close on Max and grab the letter, but he executes a quick feint, rolls to daylight, and then zags left across the field as the Bush minions crash into each other, stars and tweeting birds swirling over their heads as they collapse into a heap.

Edited to add Benny Hill/Chuck Jones imagery

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3. Wonder how soon the Daily Show will have footage? <nt>

[faithnotgreed]

4. exactly the reason i posted this. you just cant write this stuff!