George W. Bush, the Coward of Crawford

[Stephanie]

Afraid of his own conventioneers:

Aug. 20--When president Bush accepts the Republican nomination in two weeks, he will enter Madison Square Garden on a specially made blast- and bullet-proof stage, the Daily News has learned.

The platform is being constructed off-site from the Garden, sources said.

"It's a whole different" stage from the one that will be used during the other hours of the Republican National Convention, which runs from Aug. 30 through Sept. 2, the night Bush arrives, said one source.

NY Daily News 8-20, archived, mirrored at:
http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=12739309&BRD=2207&PAG=740&dept_id=226958&rfi=6

Afraid of this man:

Afraid of the truth.

[gmoney]

1. Correction: Coward of New Haven

Why not just have him appear on the jumbotron?

[Stephanie]

18. CT & TX are just going to have to duke it out.

Nobody wants to claim him.

But they'd better settle it soon. Where will he go, in exile?

[4morewars]

2. Terra is everywhere !!!

The poor thing !!!!
</sarcasm>

[Cat Atomic]

3. In George's defense, he really couldn't come out himself here.

It was his nappy time.

[Poiuyt]

7. It wasn't his nappy time...

it was his Jack Daniels time

[4morewars]

19. It wasn't his Jack Daniel's time

it was his coke snortin' time !

[tandot]

4. Patterson, who was supposed to send his son off to Iraq today was ordered

to Crawford to defend this piece of sh*t

What did Bush say? "Hey, Patterson...you can't say good-bye to your son...even though he might die for me in Iraq...you must defend me from that evil Cleland and Rassmann..."

[fknobbit]

20. Pattersons son ain't dyin

He is assigned to chopper some Col around the country as we speak. He will spend a year picking up steaks from the Halburtton warehouse and delivering them to officers clubs. What is realy strange about this setup is that He will return with a chest full of medal, and be a future TX war hero politican.

[dave123williams]

5. LOL

I thought this guy had FAITH, for chrissakes.

Dontcha think if God was really responsible for putting Bush in office, that God would also have made him bulletproof?

Come to think of it, I wonder why God hasn't granted him the power of unaided flight?

Or, perhaps God has already blessed Bush with the power of teleportation?

Surely, as he's been directly chosen by the almighty to lead us, he's also been given some special super-powers...water in to wine...x-ray vision...the ability to leap a capital 'T' in a single bound? He must have some special gift as the result of his faith which is better than mine.

Bulletproofed stage indeed...that spineless prick must be afraid of his own coolaid-drinking minions...

I'm not sure who wrote it here first, but you sure can't spell 'Coward' without a "W".

[karlrschneider]

10. HEHE...good one. Didn't he do some unaided flight....off a Segway?

:D
Welcome to DU!
:toast:

[Stephanie]

13. LMAO!

Welcome to DU, dave123williams!

[dave123williams]

17. Thanks!

Super-happy to be here :)

[Cleita]

6. Great visceral post.

What he did to Max Cleland in Crawford was so wormy and so cowardly, it makes one so angry that there is no way to make this jerk pay for his arrogance other than to send him back to his life of privilege as a private citizen and ex-president. Visions of Mussolini hanging on the lamp post.... but one dares not go there.

[bunk76]

11. I'll go there with you.

Max Cleland went to Texas to go man to man with Bush and instead found a sniveling coward hiding under his bed.This incident alone
should show people what this little weasel is made of.

[The Traveler]

15. Let the scum live

Cowards die a thousand little deaths. Let him die a cowards death in bed.

[peekaloo]

8. *pout* I thought they were gonna flood MSG and have him walk on water.

[Calm Like A Bomb]

9. Picture of * and the prototype

[Stephanie]

16. Bush Biopic:

[pinniped]

12. The most hated piece of subhuman garbage on the planet.

Why doesn't the war criminal just beam a live feed thru from a secret underground bunker?

Or the scum piece of shit can send a double in his place. Hitler had some doubles didn't he?

[Alpharetta]

14. A bulletproof stage? Those loyalty oaths may not be enough

maybe they should do polygraphs too.

"Before we let you into Madison Square Garden, we have a few questions."

--OK--

"Good. Is the world safe from terror now that George Bush is president?"

--Yes--

"Good. Now why are we fighting in Iraq?"

--To keep the world safe from terror--

etc.

[Stephanie]

25. Which President was put in office by God himself?

George W. Bush, Junior!

[ArnoldLayne]

21. Bush is a Coward!!!

:kick:

[allalone]

22. mmm

guess he hasn't learned about Texas hospitality. BTW, I live in a rural area on an island in Wa. state and we have an old man in our town that rides around on a segway. Happy as can be and I've never seen him come close to falling.

[Stephanie]

23. I guess they don't teach Texas hospitality at Yale

If a man like Max Cleland wheeled up to your property on a hot August day, would any decent Texan turn him away without at least a chance to rest and something cold to drink?

[Cleita]

24. A decent Texan, wouldn't have.

But those people are not really Texans.