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TiredTexan Donating Member (489 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 08:35 AM
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The Phone in the Dryer
My local paper is asking for unpaid community columnists and asked for a 720 word editorial. Please tell me what you think.

The Phone in the Dryer

Several years ago, a local radio station held an on air contest where callers put items in their dryer, the idea being that the noisiest contestant would win. It was one of the funniest radio bits I’ve ever heard, and I ended up pulling off the road because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see. Coins, toasters, etc., were flung into spinning machines, and someone actually threatened to throw in a cat. The winner of the contest was brilliant – he put the phone itself into the dryer.

Memories of the contest flooded back to me in the middle of the night last week as I sat up in bed, awakened again by uneasy thoughts bubbling up through my subconscious until it forced my consciousness. I’m often troubled in the night lately, everything seeming out of kilter in a world that no longer feels familiar or safe. It causes lo ts of insomnia, and I fill this time by reading, by watching the TV news and C-Span. I’ve become a news junkie, searching almost frantically for some elusive clue, for something, anything, to settle my nerves, to provide a familiar landmark in this world I no longer recognize. I wonder if it’s me, if I’ve changed, if this is simply a sign that I’m aging, some unanticipated adjustment to the march of time. But then my two adult children, my older sisters and younger brothers, my teenager and my 71 year old mother chime in to agree that they feel off balance too. And while I appreciate knowing that I’m not going nuts, I’m left searching for a reason for our collective loss of equilibrium.

And then I had the dryer epiphany.

When I was a teenager, the Watergate story broke and it was hard for me to accept what Nixon, whom my parents supported, had done. But we all understood that burglary and obstruction of justice was wrong – both Republicans and Democrats alike - and so he was forced to resign. While it was an awful time, a national consensus developed, and clear notions of morality dictated a painful but necessary result. There was some generally agreed upon certainty in the facts, certainty in the morality, and certainty in the outcome.

Today, I feel that no collective certainty exists in our democracy in any political context, not even so much as a simple consensus on what constitutes the actual facts of any disputed matter, much less agreed tenets of accepted morality. And I think I know why. In the past, news consumers were aided in developing at least a consensus on the facts by an excellent media machine which operated under uniformly stringent journalistic standards. Journalists understood that their role was to assist citizens in sorting the wheat from the chaff, and they did this daily. News formats were predictable, usually starting with “while the Democrats say “x” and the Republicans say “y,” our independent investigation reveals that “z” really occurred.” Journalists would end by reciting the verifiable facts and listing reputable eyewitnesses. Thus, “we, the people” had lots of real help in sorting what was real from what was an illusion.

Today, even in the more reputable media outlets, truth telling is often replaced with a “fairness” standard. Fairness is achieved by allowing opposing sides to present their case, and journalists do little or no independent fact checking. Making matters worse, there is often a disparity in the amount of time and respect accorded to the differing sides based upon the undisclosed prejudices or biases of the journalist involved. Sometimes neither side is telling the truth, and on less trustworthy cable stations, “journalists” openly join the fray and talking heads shout angrily over each other.

So, the phone (a metaphor for the media’s collective communication system, if I’m being too obscure) is in the dryer, and we can’t hear anything but the noise. Instead of staying out of the din and helping us sort it all out, our present media system is not only conveying the noise to us unfiltered, they are the noise.

No wonder we’re all floundering for balance in this new world of conveniently amorphous facts and competing moral certainties.

And I think they may be mixing the whites with the colors in the washer too.
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Frodo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 08:41 AM
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1. That last sentence is bound to be misread
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:23 AM
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7. I had not thought of that until I read you post.
Maybe change it to delicates with jeans or something like that.
Otherwise GREAT READ!!!!!
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TiredTexan Donating Member (489 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:18 PM
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10. I've gotten that comment several times........
so I'm going to change it. Thanks
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RuleofLaw Donating Member (345 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 08:42 AM
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2. I couldn't agree more
Congratulations on an excellent piece. I feel exactly the same way. I thought regardless of your political affiliation, everyone could agree to the fact that lying a country into war is a bad thing. Apparently not so. There seems to be a total lack of a base standard for how people in power should behave.
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TiredTexan Donating Member (489 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:18 PM
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11. thanks mucho
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Ripley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 08:43 AM
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3. Well done!
Edited on Thu Aug-26-04 08:45 AM by Ripley
Great piece...submit it!

I think you've hit the nail on the head. It started with that Police song way back when..."Too Much Information." Now, Americans are supposed to be more informed because of the Internet explosion and a million cable channels. Yet, it is like trying to sort the chaff from the chaff and more Americans are LESS informed than previous generations.

I think the rich and powerful like it this way. There is the illusion that "you can find any information you look for" - it's not "hidden." Yet in reality the spin and lies are just more cleverly packaged.
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LeftHander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 08:46 AM
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4. I like it...
Edited on Thu Aug-26-04 08:53 AM by LeftHander
Interesting analogy. And great way to present a complex subject.



Just a few picky points...

Memories of the contest flooded back to me in the middle of the night last week as I sat up in bed, awakened again by uneasy thoughts bubbling up through my subconscious until it forced my consciousness.

"subconscious until it was forced to my attention."

makes it flow a little better...

Yes that last line is racially charged even though the article has nothing to do with race. Try relating it back with the "phone in the dryer" phrase....end with a question... How do you answer a phone in the dryer?



Do you have a blog?




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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:53 AM
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9. Yep
Good points.
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TiredTexan Donating Member (489 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:19 PM
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12. You're right.
I'll change this and the last line.

No, I don't have blog. But thanks for asking.
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 08:57 AM
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5. I see you've put in lots of work, so congrats on that
A couple of points, though, if you'll let me state some constructive criticism in order to help improve it, not that I'm God or anything.

Your subject is interesting and the point is important, it just seems like you're shoehorning (new verb) the thesis to the lead-in and the shoe doesn't fit very well.

I don't think you made the connection clear between the phone in the drier how it compares to the way the media are working, or not, today.

How, exactly, does the phone in the drier match the media's current behaviour? Isn't your point more about the way the DJ's on the radio used a noise maker for "good radio" than the phone in the drier?

And maybe you could cut the first two paragraphs down to one, since they're really only a setup for your main point. And the conclusion (note your own apology) isn't clear, it is obscure. And I would never begin a sentence with "No wonder" - it's meaningless. Did you mean something more like "It is no wonder to me that...because..."

I think if you're more concise your point will get across better.

And there's a typo:

"all out, our present media system is not"

should be:

"all out, our current media system is not"

That's all I have on first glance. Sorry if I'm too hard on you, but I want you to get the job.

Besides, what do I know?

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TiredTexan Donating Member (489 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:20 PM
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13. Many good points.
I'm at work so I can't change it right now, but all these points are good.

This is exactly what I needed. Thanks
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:07 AM
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6. Wooohoooo!
Yeah that last line is a tricky metaphor, maybe something else.... a phone reference (off the hook, wrong number, static, etc) perhaps?
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TiredTexan Donating Member (489 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:21 PM
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15. See previous posts.
I agree. I'll think of something.
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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:52 AM
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8. Very good -- one suggestion
Edited on Thu Aug-26-04 09:54 AM by HFishbine
For what it's worth.

Drop this: "(a metaphor for the media’s collective communication system, if I’m being too obscure)"

I kept wondering what the phone in the dryer had to do with anything, suspecting it was going to be a metaphore (which is good, because it kept me reading). When you neatly wrap things up by completing the metaphore, it's clear enough without drawing attention to the literary device. In other words, you're not being too obscure. Don't interrupt the metaphore. It stands on its own and "The phone is in the dryer" is wonderfully eloquent when not parenthetically interrupted.

$0.02
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TiredTexan Donating Member (489 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:20 PM
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14. My sister said the same thing.
And I've had 10 comments at least on the last line. It's got to go.
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:24 PM
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16. 720 Words??
What's the thinking with that? Seems a little strange.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:24 PM
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17. Very good
One thing I've been doing recently to point out how the media is not giving us the information we really need is to compare the words "reporter" and "journalist". It seems to me that what we have today are a whole lot of "reporters" - people who simply repeat verbatim what they've been told - and very few "journalists" - people who ask probing questions and delve for the facts of the matter. Because of this, we're only hearing stories that have been engineered behind the scenes and fed to the media who simply accepts them and runs them.
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onecitizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:33 PM
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18. Wonderful post TT!
I feel the same as you. Often wondering what the heck is happening today. I spend many sleepless nights too worrying about what future does my son and his family have to look forward to. I've had a good life. Lived through a lot of history and in the end being proud to live in America. No longer do I feel that way. If I were in good health and I was financially able to, I would consider moving to another country. I love America but not some of the people in it. And that makes me so sad. My only hope is that people will wake up and see what bush has done and will continue to do if he steals another 4 years. Today though, I don't feel so certain.

Great post again TT. Wish I could write as beautifully as you.
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TiredTexan Donating Member (489 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 03:11 PM
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21. Wow. Thanks.
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kittykitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:54 PM
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19. Koyaanisqatsi: Life out of balance
Hopi Indian word:. . . "the meanings of the word (including "crazy life," "life in turmoil," "life disintegrating," "life out of balance," and "a way of life which calls for another way of living")

http://www.fact-index.com/k/ko/koyaanisqatsi.html (more info)
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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 02:36 PM
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20. And an excellent movie too. (eom)
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depakid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 03:38 PM
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22. Nice piece- I really like the imagery and the discussion re:
lack of certitude.

It's very much like Paul Krugman likes to say- if Bush said the earth was flat, the resulting article would say "Shape of the Earth: Views Differ."
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