So, caption Cheney, just how IS be being held up here?

[Wickerman]

a three legged stool, a rod up his ass? you be the judge. Perhaps he is actually doing a jig?

[BlueEyedSon]

1. With all that hot air, the question should be "what's holding him DOWN?"

[displacedtexan]

2. Really big popsickle stick

I really like the chain, which obviously keeps the rabble (AKA his audience) away from him.

[htuttle]

3. Anti-grav belt

[mark11727]

4. BWAH!

[newyawker99]

7. LMAO!!

:D

[skygazer]

5. God, he always looks so cheerful, doesn't he?

Always with that nasty, miserable expression on his face! When he does try to smile, it's just this frozen grimace type of thing. It's really creepy - I mean, we have Pickles with her bizarre Stepford look and * who's just dopey looking and Crashcart aka Mr. Sunshine. How can anyone look at these people and feel safe and confident?

[Crankie Avalon]

6. Let me guess...

...he's sultrily pulling up his pant leg, showing off his nylon stockings in a Mrs. Robinson-style attempt at seduction.


"...do you think I'm trying to seduce you,
Benjamin? Well, go f*ck yourself."

[Wickerman]

8. GWB!

you'd say something, so, so, true about your very own Unca Dick!?

LOL

[Crankie Avalon]

9. You're right...

...I shouldn't be sayin' stuff like that about him. I git a little mad sometimes cause I was the one supposed to be the President, but Dick's a good ol' boy.

T'ain't a better man I'd want by my side in a foxhole--mostly cause he'd figurate a way to keep us out of one in the first place with all them deferments for valor he earned.

[ComerPerro]

10. Is there any picture of him, anywhere, where

he doesn't look like an evil, hate-filled sleazeball?

[Wickerman]

11. only the doctored ones

:7

[merh]

12. His evil pointed tail! eom

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[peekaloo]

13. The bastard's wallet is so padded from Halliburton deals

he don't need no stinking chair.