Pleasure Boat Captains for truth

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

http://pleasurecaptains.com/

Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth has been formed to counter the deliberate misrepresentation of George W. Bush's drinking record.   We seek to portray him as he was, and still is: a "lightweight."

We, the men who were served drinks alongside George W. Bush, have partied with real party animals-- on the shores of Lake Tahoe, up and down the Gulf of Mexico, in the harbors of Kennebunkport. We have seen good men down a dozen kamikazes, and then swim once more onto the beach. We have watched the buzzed and brightest of our generation play beer pong until they were bent double, like beggars under sacks. We have known these party animals, and we have partied with them.

And George W. Bush is no party animal.




http://pleasurecaptains.com/quotes.html

"George W. Bush says he gave up drinking in 1986.    That's a lie. I remember a night back in 1980 when he gave up drinking, after only three or four beers. I asked if everything was okay, and he nodded. Another lie, because then he threw up all over the deck. When I asked him to help clean it up the next morning, he started crying so hard that I figured, just forget it."
--Wilbur Buckley, Skipper, S.S. Xanadu

   

"George used to tell anyone who'd listen about the time he rescued a six-pack of Budweiser when it fell overboard a few miles offshore from Galveston. The way he'd tell the story, he lunged over the side of the boat, with no regard for his own safety, and snagged the Buds with his injured hand, which he'd cut earlier that day opening a beer can.

Only, I was there, and it didn't happen that way.   George, who had only had a couple drinks, bumped into the cooler and knocked it overboard. A whole cooler-- not a six-pack.   Then he just stood there for what must have been a good five or six minutes, like he was trying to comprehend what had just happened. He finally reached overboard-- far too late, of course-- and then immediately pulled his hand back. Something about the saltwater stinging his "wound."
--Sonny Wallace, Skipper, "The Sonny Pleasure Dome"

[Shae]

1. Oh ...

now that's low ;-)

[Cleita]

2. LOL!

Thanks for posting.

[ComerPerro]

3. God that's great!

Good stuff