It's the weekend so stop me if you've heard this before but

[frogbison]

...when my friend asked, will I be watching the Republican National Convention, this was my reply:

I'll probably not be able to watch it directly. Like an eclipse, I think direct viewing would be harmfull..

How about the rest of you? How much can YOU stomach?

[DemWitch]

1. I plan on watching the whole thing...

of course, this also means I will be showering quite frequently

[TexasSissy]

2. Nope. I couldn't take it. Unless I'm flipping channels and happen

upon something or someone interesting (which isn't likely). I pretty much know what it's going to be. All I care about is the bounce he gets from it.

[Eric J in MN]

3. I'll listen to Air America as much as usual and get their coverage (nt)

nt

[frogbison]

5. Oh yeah! Been so busy I forgot -

We just subscrbed to a radio satellite service. I've not had a chance to check it out yet, but maybe now can listen to Air America.

[TrustingDog]

4. keep your enemies close

[mark11727]

6. I'm not sure what I'm doing...

...the curiosity is killing me, but these f*ckers are anything but predictable...

They'll puff up Dimson's record (and lie).

They'll knock Kerry's record (and lie).

They'll make lame-ass jokes about progressives (and lie).

They'll blame anything wrong in NYC that week on the protesters (and lie).

They'll prove my personal theorem that when PLAN-A doesn't work, then PLAN-B shout not include more of PLAN-A.

There, I just save some poor soul a week of pain.

Now go watch some Marx Brothers, it's good for you.

[Kanary]

7. I feel so much better to have that all behind me. ^_^

I think maybe I'm the poor soul you saved. :hi:

I watched Duck Soup last night....... I'm thinking of "Stage Door" tonight.... :)

Kanary

[mark11727]

9. And "Horse Feathers" for all you college folks out there....

...for weeks before my son was born,
I used to say from night to morn,
whatever it is, I'm against it!

[Kanary]

10. what the shit is that about?

all the kiddies are on the loose?

Sorry I acknowledged your post....

Kanary

[mark11727]

11. It's just a few lines from a song Groucho sings....

...the rest of it's pretty funny, too.

[Norquist Nemesis]

8. I'll watch on MSNBC

and see if they give the RNC the same level of criticism they did the Dems. I'd had it with them after about an hour and ended up watching it on CSPAN and just clicking back to check in after the big speeches while the crowds were cheering.

If MSNBC doesn't give the same treatment, HBO, TLC, HGTV, and Comedy Central's ratings will be plus one. :)