Good for a laugh...
http://onlinejournal.com/Commentary/083004Saunders/083004saunders.html"It was presented live on CNN and I saw it. After that the scene was completely cut out, except once. When it came on I started hollering, "THE DAWG!!! THE DAWG!!!" and my wife hurried from the study and saw THE DAWG."<snip>
"Behind Rice and Cheney you could see Bush's little black Scottie dog trotting towards the green lawn. Bush delivered his usual rehearsed blather. Philosophers may quibble over which logical fallacy he resorted to, but what it comes down to is that while Kerry had talked apples, Bush talked oranges while behind him the little dog squatted down and took a sh_t!" Be sure to read all the way to the bottom for the essay quiz. :evilgrin:
edit: typo