GOP Convention Seems To be Starting Really Late

[B. P. R. D.]

Maybe they don't have enough "mainstream" people to speak all those hours?

[Wickerman]

1. Nah, the delagates were just out practising family values until real late.

http://ww1.mid-day.com/columns/uday_benegal/2004/august/90023.htm
According to New York newspaper the “Daily News,” agencies are “flying in extra call girls from around the globe to meet the expected demand during the August 30 – September 2 gathering.” No! The party of family values? (The big spenders, apparently, can expect to pay from $300 to upwards of $1,000 for an hour of ‘companionship.’)

http://www.opednews.com/stills_082904_silence.htm
That they might get caught, ahem, "witnessing" to all those Hookers coming into town to sell their "goods" LOL. Would we be treated to a repeat of Jimmy Swaggert's "I have sinned against you" speech from the likes of Robertson, Falwell, Dobson, Ralph Reed, or "Hot-Tub" Tom DeLay , "Cat-Killer" Bill Frist, Orrin Hatch, and Rick "I belong in a Sanitorium" Santorum, if they are caught with their pants down by, say, Larry Flynt or Howard Stern?

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002012810_gopnewyork23.html
Jason Croy waves at a visitor through the window of his West Village hair salon. He has red-rimmed glasses, a red bandanna and a que sera, sera take on the Republican convention.

"Every client is leaving and everyone else is trying to," he said. "I'm opening for business, but the only people I can see making money ... is the hookers."

[Wickerman]

2. delegates

D'oh