Oh, you democrats with your message of hate!

[UdoKier]

I just don't understand where all this anti-Bush hatred comes from!

Why, he's governed like a LIBERAL! Giving that money to the blacks in Africa with the AIDS, passing that HUGE medicare program entitlement, and the compassion he's shown by giving tax money to religious groups to heal the victims of demon alcohol.

And he passed the Healthy Forests and Clear Skies initiatives - a bit too "tree-hugging" for my taste - and he practically endorsed abortion-on-demand when he allowed that limited stem-cell research to continue.

Maybe you looney leftists will be satisfied when President Bush unveils his new "WAR ON POVERTY II". This one will wipe out poverty altogether by getting rid of the income tax, which confuses the uneducated poor so much, and replacing it with the super-fair FLAT TAX! Wal-mart drones will pay 10% and Bill Gates will pay 10%.

My personal idea is for a new currency system. The "upper tier" will have denominations of $1, 10, 100 thousand and one million, with motifs by Chanel, Prada, Kenzo, Issey Miyake and Marc Jacobs.

The lower tier of currency, for the working class will be called Kooky Kash® and, when scratched off, will have a value of anywhere from zero to $1000! Isn't that just dreamy! It will make the help's day every so often when they scratch to find that this week's pay will actually cover the rent!


Yours, Mrs. John P. T. Worthingtonvilleman III

(parody - don't spank me please...)

[tibbir]

1. Too funny!

[JohnnyRingo]

2. LOL....The funny thing is

That's not too far off from a legit repub "talking point"

You even had to cover your ass by proclaiming it a "Parody"

[UdoKier]

3. I know. It's hard to tell the difference sometimes.

It's sad when the repukes' ACTUAL agenda and "achievements" don't even have to be ALTERED any to sound like a comedy show skit...