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Edited on Thu Sep-02-04 08:26 AM by IdaBriggs
Revelations 13:1-8
1: And I saw a beast rising out of the sea, having ten horns and seven heads; and on its horns were ten diadems, and on its heads were blasphemous names. {The evil seven leaders of the Bush administration constitute the Beast}
2: And the beast that I saw was like a leopard, its feet were like a bear's, and its mouth was like a lion's mouth. And the dragon gave it his power and his throne and great authority. {More details on the folks in the administration}
3: One of its heads seemed to have received a death-blow, but its mortal wound had been healed. In amazement the whole earth followed the beast. {That one is Ashcroft, who lost an election to a dead man, but is now Attorney General}
4: They worshiped the dragon, for he had given his authority to the beast, and they worshiped the beast, saying "Who is like the beast, and who can fight against it?" {Bush Sr = dragon; Bush Jr = beast}
5: The beast was given a mouth uttering haughty and blasphemous words, and it was allowed to exercise authority for forty-two months. {Bush Jr}
6: It opened its mouth to utter blasphemies against God, that is, those who dwell in Heaven. {More Bush Jr, see his policies}
7: Also it was allowed to make war on the saints and to conquer them. It was given authority over every tribe and people and language and nation, {Bush Jr, Wars & United Nations}
8: and all the inhabitants of the earth will worship it, everyone whose name has not been written from the foundation of the world in the book of life of the Lamb that was slaughtered. {see: fundies who do not act like Jesus the Liberal}
Please keep in mind that Revelations can be made to say pretty much anything you want it to -- its one of the fun things about interpreting "prophecy!" These quotes are from the Oxford Annotated version, which goes on to say this about the origins of Revelations:
=== Although parts of the book may have been reduced to writing before the fall of Jerusalem in AD 70, it is probable that the author, whose name is John, put the book in its present form toward the close of the reign of the Emperor Doitian (AD 81-96). It was then that Domitian began to demand that his subjects address him as "Lord and God" and worship his image. For refusing to do so, many Christians were put to death; others, like John, were exiled, and all were threatened. One reason for the author's couching his teaching in mysterious figures and extraordinary metaphors was to prevent the imperial police from recognizing that this book is a trumpet call to the persecuted, assuring them that despite the worst that the Roman Empire could do, God reigns supreme, and Christ, who died and is alive forevermore, has the power to overcome all evil. And therefore John closes his book with the prayer, "Come, Lord Jesus!" === You might want to read the book before you use any of these quotes. Biblical scholars can do better than I can, of course, but at least you can have some fun with it and your family. It should be a new bonding experience!!! :)
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