Freeps already rejoicing Bill Clinton health scare

[carrowsboy]

Looks like the "christians" are up to their old tricks!

http://www.lucianne.com/threads22.asp?artnum=166891


Reply 4 - Posted by: CaptRealEstate, 9/3/2004 12:26:14 PM

Yeah, coke'll do that.............


Reply 10 - Posted by: ScienceMike, 9/3/2004 12:29:58 PM

Coke? Yeah, that and all the Big Macs. >8^>




Reply 18 - Posted by: dotonbut, 9/3/2004 12:32:38 PM

I can't gin up a lot of sympathy for someone I believe is an unrepentant rapist.


Reply 21 - Posted by: LoveGW, 9/3/2004 12:33:36 PM

As long as his johnson still works..........


Reply 23 - Posted by: Daisymay, 9/3/2004 12:34:28 PM

FOX is reporting that Hillary is lounging at her DC Mansion. Something is pretty fishy about this whole thing! Wouldn't ya think that she would have flown to NY to be with him if it was serious? FOX is also NOT reporting any By-Pass surgery.


Reply 29 - Posted by: 4my2cents, 9/3/2004 12:35:55 PM

Heart?
didn't know he had one.


Reply 37 - Posted by: hammondb3, 9/3/2004 12:37:29 PM

I hope he pulls through. The last thing we need right now is a surge in sympathy for any democrat.


Reply 39 - Posted by: The Chairman, 9/3/2004 12:37:54 PM

Maybe God and Mother Nature will do to this POS what the justice system should have done and hasn't done. If justice were done, this slimeball and traitor would have been prosecuted for mass murder, numerous acts of high treason, massive bribery, and a wide variety of other crimes. His early demise would be a boon for the country! I'll try to attend the funeral and spit on his casket - for all the harm he has done the United States.

When he does pass on, I hope they'll name a garbage scow after him.


Reply 41 - Posted by: Joe Friday, 9/3/2004 12:39:03 PM

Sorry to hear that the impeached Slick one is ill!

Best of luck for a quick recovery and may you atone for all your misdeeds!


Reply 46 - Posted by: Moonspinner, 9/3/2004 12:39:46 PM

I guess a steady diet of cocaine and Big Macs finally got to the big jerk. I wonder which Bimbo he was with at the time.

This is a typical Clinton stunt. He had to do this right after the RNC convention to take GW and Republicans out of the spotlight. Sorry folks I feel no sympathy whatsoever. I've been there and done that (heart attack I mean).


Reply 49 - Posted by: Wookie, 9/3/2004 12:41:18 PM

Cheeseburgers, cigars and blue dresses finally caught up with him.


Reply 50 - Posted by: rael, 9/3/2004 12:42:28 PM

I don't like the man either, but I would never wish him harm and hope he recovers fully.

The sad thing about this, is if it was Bush in there, the people at places like democraticunderground.com would be praying for him to die. And that is truely sad.

[newscaster]

1. Hell, there is scum everywhere.

But dont lose heart. Bypass surgery is rather routine now and seeing that he is not that old, I am sure he will be okay and back on his feet soon.
Damn, I wish we could vote for him again.

[slojim240]

26. Hey, I remember the comments they made when Kennedy was killed

They were horrible. But then, people who would blow up a church with little girls inside come straigt from hell where they will spend eternity anyway.

[terrya]

2. And their hero is a coked up alcoholic. They're total scumbags.

The lowest of the low.

[LTR]

3. And they chastised us about Reagan

Like I asked when Ronnie died, how do you thing freepers would react if something happened to Clinton?

Guess we know now.

What a bunch of assholes!

[Catfight]

4. My Favorite from the hate mongers:

Reply 39 - Posted by: The Chairman, 9/3/2004 12:37:54 PM

Maybe God and Mother Nature will do to this POS what the justice system should have done and hasn't done. If justice were done, this slimeball and traitor would have been prosecuted for mass murder, numerous acts of high treason, massive bribery, and a wide variety of other crimes. His early demise would be a boon for the country! I'll try to attend the funeral and spit on his casket - for all the harm he has done the United States.

When he does pass on, I hope they'll name a garbage scow after him.


That God of theirs really is a mean God, I sure don't want to be in that God's presence. So I guess Alzheimer's was a curse for Reagan's wrongdoings because a God that looked favorably on a Republican wouldn't have done such a horrible thing, in Freeper logic that is. These people are plain insane, they should be locked up and given electric shock therapy.

[Clinton Crusader]

5. need a gun

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[eleny]

6. What happened to "Love the sinner, hate the sin"?

Christians my ass.

[in_cog_ni_to]

7. What a bunch of sick fucks.

G-d I HATE REPUBLICANS!!!

[freetobegay]

8. 1st I take offense at "Christians"

I happen to be a Christian!

2nd, this shit doesn't need to be posted here, we know what they are about to begin with. Why give them another avenue for their shit?

[quaoar]

12. I agree with your No. 1

I, too, am a Christian. Jesus is not a wholly owned subsidiary of the Republican Party.

[DemWitch]

9. Couldn't this post be attributed to Shrubya?

Reply 39 - Posted by: The Chairman, 9/3/2004 12:37:54 PM

Maybe God and Mother Nature will do to this POS what the justice system should have done and hasn't done. If justice were done, this slimeball and traitor would have been prosecuted for mass murder, numerous acts of high treason, massive bribery, and a wide variety of other crimes. His early demise would be a boon for the country! I'll try to attend the funeral and spit on his casket - for all the harm he has done the United States.

When he does pass on, I hope they'll name a garbage scow after him.

Freepers: You reap what you sow...

[Howardx]

10. so predictable

i heard this and thought to myself " i bet the freeps think its a plot"

[hyphenate]

11. Eh!

People will be people. And the only thing wrong with a lot of freepers and others is that they are so ill informed. They really need to be shown other stations and news sources than Faux, the Washington Times and the New York Post. (Not to mention Drudge, Newsmax, WorldNet Daily and RealClearPolitics.)

[VOX]

13. Glad to see that "compassionate conservatism" is alive and well...

And if there ever was an oxymoron, "compassionate conservatism" is definitely it.

The hypocrisy is neck-deep at FR, and getting higher.

[LiberalEsto]

14. Don't worry too much about those assoholes..

their own karmas will catch up with them.

As for President Clinton, I send him blessings of health and peace.

[GOPFighter]

15. Uh, maybe you need to take a few deep breaths...and see a shrink

"Maybe God and Mother Nature will do to this POS what the justice system should have done and hasn't done. If justice were done, this slimeball and traitor would have been prosecuted for mass murder, numerous acts of high treason, massive bribery, and a wide variety of other crimes. His early demise would be a boon for the country! I'll try to attend the funeral and spit on his casket - for all the harm he has done the United States."

Don't forget he also crucified Christ, single-handedly enabled the slave trade, and gassed millions of Jews. Did I forget anything?

Bad Dog!

[greekspeak]

16. "This is a typical Clinton stunt"

Quadruple bypass surgery is a stunt? "And FOX is also NOT reporting any By-Pass surgery." Well it must be a librul publicity stunt for sure. Freepers everywhere...GO CHENEY YOURSELVES WITH A SCIMITAR! :mad:

[callous taoboy]

17. Keep it in perspective: Their opinion = a fart in the skillet.

[theboss]

18. In general, they've been behaving themselves

I mean, obviously some of them are complete ass-hats but the posts haven't been too awful. And let's not forget that this place was hardly the picture of decorum when Reagan passed away.

[quaoar]

19. That's true

I went to the site linked in the original post and found this:

Reply 12 - Posted by: bsparks, 9/3/2004 12:30:24 PM

I've slammed Clinton plenty of times in the past, but today, I hold him in my prayers.


Reply 13 - Posted by: mikkins, 9/3/2004 12:31:18 PM

I heard a brief blurb not ment to be aired on my radio at about noon about this. I guess it was true. They are now calling it a heart attack.

As much as I dislike the guy.....

Good luck President Clinton.

I refuse to rejoice in your condition like those who hate President Bush would. It is what seperates me from them.

Prayers up to the Big Guy for ya.

[devinsgram]

20. And yet they support the biggest liar ever.

[carrowsboy]

21. More...Ldotter claims Clinton really has AIDS!!!!

Reply 5 - Posted by: WeenerDog, 9/3/2004 1:56:13 PM

I at least hope he lives long enough to see JFK AND Hildabeast go down in flames. Then he can go down in flames, metaphorically speaking.

I hope his big honkin' bible is printed on asbestos so he can carry it with him.


Reply 8 - Posted by: redfeather, 9/3/2004 1:57:27 PM

Give him a enema and send him home.

The widow Hillary will gather the sympathy vote in 08'


Reply 10 - Posted by: freddy, 9/3/2004 1:58:58 PM

sorry, I cant muster any sympathy. I'd feel the same if they said Saddam was gettin bypass surgery. It's a waste of time and money.


Reply 17 - Posted by: putupjob, 9/3/2004 2:04:32 PM

I wonder if this is heart damage from snorting cocaine.


Reply 34 - Posted by: bean, 9/3/2004 2:20:21 PM

Where can I send a happy meal?


Reply 41 - Posted by: Attila, 9/3/2004 2:24:30 PM

I TRULY hope he doesn't die the ignominious death he has earned for himself! The death of the very first elected president to be IMPEACHED!

Why?

1. Because of the embarrassment and shame all his close associates would experience with the "Wal-Mart-styled" funeral he'd receive, compared to the honor a *real* President just received earlier this year.

2. The Dims would turn the "memorial" into another bacchanal like that guy last year (what WAS his name? Another high-profile liberal Dim whose name can't be recalled by anyone).

3. T'would give Kerry some more face-time in front of the cameras. (Hey Hanoi-boi, don't let 'em catch you with that fake tear in your eye. They sure caught BubbaBJ's fake tears during Ron Brown's funeral!)


Reply 42 - Posted by: nevernaught, 9/3/2004 2:24:51 PM

That's really too bad. I feel sorry for those with heart problems. Say hi to your friend Vince on your way down. I understand he's still in the waiting area.


Reply 61 - Posted by: desertrat23, 9/3/2004 2:46:23 PM

Right on #56! I think of this waste of human life not as a past president (and I use that term loosely), but as a lying, self-centered trader that the United States and world will be better off without. By the way, how's Carter's health?


Reply 70 - Posted by: nevernaught, 9/3/2004 2:51:49 PM

'This shows me that those that claim to be conservatives and wish the best for all mankind is really a hypocrit.'

Fair enough... I won't however wish Saddam, Castro, and their ilk the best of wishes for a speedy recovery when feeling poorly. I'm sorry, but I think of Clinton as just another Communist and rapist with blood on his hands.

I do feel sorry for Chelsea and I didn't know that Webb Hubbell was ill again.


Reply 74 - Posted by: PChristopher, 9/3/2004 2:53:36 PM

forgive me...I do wish him well...In the w(h)ell that the traitor deserves. That includes his waterboy Kerry, too


Reply 82 - Posted by: pomom, 9/3/2004 3:03:16 PM

In the interest of all that some people have suspected for years about why Bubba suddenly looks bad, I did some research and found this:

Cardiologists and AIDS specialists across the country say they are seeing an increasing number of patients on the drugs who have suddenly suffered chest pain, heart attacks, strokes or who have been found to need artery-clearing angioplasties.

Some AIDS specialists, knowing that protease inhibitors raise cholesterol and promote diabetes, have put patients on other classes of antiviral medications first, as long as the patient isn't resistant to them, and saved the proteases for later.


Reply 93 - Posted by: WileE Dude, 9/3/2004 3:11:09 PM

Wonder if he was having phone sex at the time the big one hit. Maybe they'll award him a Purple Cigar for his efforts.


Reply 104 - Posted by: Pug, 9/3/2004 3:26:00 PM

I understand its been rumored that Monica
offered mouth to mouth resuscitation to old
friend Bill but couldn't find her Oval Office kneeling pad.


Reply 106 - Posted by: Zelle1485, 9/3/2004 3:29:23 PM

Now I hear that he and his entourage takes up an entire floor at the hospital. Always the big spender on the taxpayer dime. Sorry, but any sympathy for him is fading fast.

[Ishoutandscream]

23. Lord, they are stupid, aren't they

Can't even remember the name of the "Dim" who died "last year." That would be Wellstone, idiot!

[Fatima]

22. What did you expect? Freeps hate everyone who isn't a certified Nazi!

I don't worry about what a bunch of inbred flying monkeys have to say and neither should anyone else.

[AgadorSparticus]

24. tsk tsk tsk. karma is a bitch...and they have cheney. enough said.

[UdoKier]

25. Gotta love that last remark.

They still believe those phony Scaife-bought rape charges?

And yeah, people here would shed no tears if the clown prince were at death's door.

Clinton is at worst a philandering but competent politician.

Bush is constitutionally unable to tell the truth about anything, and is a genocidal murderer. AND his incompetence caused 9-11. I couldn't give a rat's ass what happens to him.

[RichardCranus]

27. Looks just like DU when Reagan died

Oh well...

[Vickers]

28. Welcome to DU!

Enjoy your stay!

[Susang]

29. Be it ever so short

I'm sure he's bragging about his "master infiltration of DU" on some other board right now!