Unemployment at 30%, Wages down 50%, Frances Destroys East Coast...

[JanMichael]

...all of it, Iraq regroups and takes over Saudi Arabia, Jeb Bush sells Florida for a dollar to a REIT owned by an escaped Saddam, WalMart clones worker-bees/fires all 900,000 low-paid workers/sells flags, Zell Miller eats a baby live at the RNC, Satan appears in NYC and endorses Bush, Satan replaces Cheney on the ballot as VP, Osama marries Jenna on the WH LAWN...

It seems like all this could happen and some Corpo source will publish "Bush leads by 11%..." anyway.

AND

If it's even a teeny bit true then F'it, the Iron Heel, or some neat Orwellian term, has succeeded in brainwashing too many people, too many, some it seems could be getting bamboo shoved up their asses while an unlicensed creditor/bank official is face <incert vulgar term HERE> them and they'd STILL vote for the chimp.

Bravo! you money people, braVO! You sure have earned, or protected, whetever, your fortunes, the "masses" are truly subdued now; You have convinced them that eating SHIT is GOOD! The foot kicking their ass is their FRIEND! And George W. Bush is just an average guy that's had to work HARD to be where he is today, a guy that had to claw his way to the top, had to make it on his own, had to pull himself up by the bootstraps, is his OWN MAN!

Oh, and a war hero to boot!

Brilliant!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. If that doesn't sum it up

:nuke:

[JanMichael]

8. Well, I'll be the 1st to admit that I don't "buy" the poll results.

That said it's far to close to not also agree that a whole buttload of folks have been doubly bamboozled.

Scary.

[BeachBuckeye]

2. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Only you Mike, only you.

[JanMichael]

4. Just wait until I hit the 6 pack later.

I'm going to try to channel MoPaul...

[RoeBear]

3. It was taken "during the convention"...

...which means 'at the convention'. And he still could only beat Kerry by 11%.

[hatrack]

5. DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!!!!!!!!!

We have a future Fox News producer on our hands!!! :evilgrin:

[Protected]

6. Well, today's date is September 3rd, not November 2nd.

There are still a few days left to remind people that the shit doesn't taste good. The fact that so much of the electorate is very malleable right now shows that a critical part of Bush's support is very soft and could be swayed back towards Kerry in the days ahead.

[FizzFuzz]

7. geez I'd be laughing my ass off if I weren't crying.

Or maybe I'm cying if I weren't laughing...geeez what an emotional ringer.

yeah vote smirk because 230 years of democracy is boring.

[oscar111]

9. satan replaces cheney? replaces himself? How that ? n/t

[JanMichael]

10. It's like the unholy trinity. All in one but somehow not?

Hey, I didn't make this shit up, wait, I did, sorry:-)