Freepers saying Clinton's heart problems FAKE

[malatesta1137]

So he won't have to campaign for Kerry, leaving 2008 open for 'Billary'. I won't link to that garbage, but didn't freeptards use to say Bill and Hillary actually hated each other, that he was a cheater and she was a 'lesbo'? How come now Bill is HELPING 'Billary'?

It'd be funny, if it weren't so vomit-inducing.

[DenverDem]

1. Of course they are.

If he dies, they will say Johnny K had him whacked to get a sympathy bounce.

fascist repudlick slime need to be exterminated.

[Catch22Dem]

2. Who gives a fuck what they think

Not that I'm accusing any of them of THINKING!

[freetobegay]

3. You know how you can tell a freeper is lying?

His lips are moving!

[uncle ray]

10. the funny thing is

that holds true even when they are posting on the internet.

[Massacure]

24. Really? I thought they were lying if they weren't sitting or standing?

:shrug:

[bryant69]

4. Well they hate each other sure

but they love power more. They are obsessed with power, apparently. Also, unlike most people, Bill and Hillary are 100% evil. You know how most people have some good points and some bad points? Not Bill and Hillary, they are all evil. At least according to freeperdom

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[0007]

5. Fuck those loose screw dripping dicks

[MercutioATC]

6. Is that sort of like us saying Bush is gay?

...a completely unfounded smear?

...just asking...

[johnnie]

7. freepers say a lot of things

They are good for a chuckle here and there, but they are brain numbing.

[Paradise]

8. Hey, smart political move that quadruple bypass surgery routine! n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. I had guessed they would say that, but not for the same reason

My guess is that in a few weeks, Bill Clinton will recover enough to start campaigning for Kerry. On those occasions when he speaks, it will create a firestorm of media attention following his surgery. Every word Clinton utters when he returns to political activity will be covered by the press. It will give Clinton a great opportunity to make essential points on why Bush is bad for America. Clinton will not be able to resist becoming a hero and a factor in the election. For that reason, I thought perhaps the Freepazoids would think it was staged.

[devinsgram]

11. There imagination is on overdrive now.

[Citizen Daryl]

12. The Ugly Face Of The New Right:

[pacalo]

13. And Hurricane Frances is fake, too, to scare the pants off Jethro.

[MGKrebs]

18. Oh man, that is a funny pic!

[pacalo]

23. Why, thankya, Maynard! ;) (love Dobie Gillis, btw)

[LiberalEsto]

14. At least Clinton HAS a heart,

which is more than we can say for most Rethuglicans.

[gatorboy]

15. I said this yesterday when it happened.

Get ready for the conspiracies.....

[rucky]

16. and Reagan timed his death to coincide with the Edwards VP annoncmt

eom

[zmdem]

17. Well, Pres. Bush seems to disagree with them

Didn't Bush express his sympathies the other day. Sounds like Bush must be part of the great Hillary conspiracy too. That's why he has a veep with no presidential ambitions, he wants Hillary for president in 2008.

Of course Clinton's weight, taste for fatty foods, and a family history of heart problems are irrelevant.

[Swamp Rat]

19. Said by people with fake brains.

Freepers are a danger to themselves.

[LiberalFighter]

20. Unfortunately, not enough of a danger

[NightTrain]

21. Unlike the freepers, Bill Clinton *has* a heart!

[UTUSN]

22. Wouldn't It Be Kewl If It Were? Then He Could Get Out of Bed and Say

"I have come back from the grave to campaign for John KERRY!"