Does anybody here know the whereabout of a poodle?

[Veggie Meathead]

This is no ordinary poodle.This one kneels in front of his master,*,even without a command.Fetches anything that the master throws including WMD's.Goes apeshit at the mention of the name Saddam and growls like crazy.Can tell tall tales with an English accent.Has been AWOL for quite some time now and even a bribe of a Medal of Honor from the master would not stir him to jump across the Atlantic.
Has been very silent what with No Confidence motions and Reports of Enquiries dogging him at every turn.Has been known to mutter "I wish I was in his(*) shoes in his sleep.even his wife's law firm has turned against him.

If anyone knows the whereabouts of this poodle with an English accent, please contact Veggie.

[amber dog democrat]

1. Try No. 10 Downing Street

I heard there is one there. I doubt if he bites.

[underseasurveyor]

3. No he doesn't bite

Rather he squats and pees and rolls on his back when the master bellows.

Shouldn't be too hard to find. Follow the poodle puddles :evilgrin:

[TrustingDog]

2. as Gorge said about Bliar:

"Gee, that dog barks really good English for a foreigner."