NO laughing at this Fox headline: "Pakistan: No New Info on Bin Laden"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Come on, you patriots! President Bush is DEPENDING on Bin Laden's capture in order to secure Four More Years! Four More Years! Four More Years! Four More Years!

Oooooooh...wait a minute...this could REALLY screw up his "October Surprise" plans, COULDN'T IT? Never mind. Laugh your ASS off if you'd like. I know I will.

:evilgrin:

The best part of the article is that THIS is the accompanying photo Fox chose to run of the dickless wonder:



ISLAMABAD, Pakistan — Pakistani officials dismissed a top American counterterrorism official's claim of progress in the hunt for Usama bin Laden (search), saying Monday that Pakistan does not have any information on the Al Qaeda leader's whereabouts.

The top government spokesman, Sheikh Rashid Ahmed, said the recent comments about bin Laden by J. Cofer Black (search), the U.S. State Department coordinator for counterterrorism, were a "political statement."

"We don't have any information about bin Laden," Ahmed said.

A senior Pakistani security official who attended meetings with Black and other U.S. officials last week in Islamabad said Black did not share information "about any possible hideouts of Usama." "We cannot say that we are close to capturing him," the official said on condition of anonymity.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,131571,00.html

[Lefty48197]

1. I'll bet they're searching the vaults deep below the White House

while looking for Bin Laden.
The look on the chimp's fact makes it seem like he's confident that they'll remember which cell they locked him in, before the election.

[wurzel]

2. Asama Bin Laden's "capture" depends on the outcome of the debates.

They are holding it in reserve.

[soothsayer]

3. the cat that swallowed the canary grin, and unsmiling eyes

*

[LanternWaste]

4. This Just In!!!!

This just in....

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is STILL dead!!!

[acmavm]

5. That picture just screams "What, me worry?"

.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. He needs to be given an ice cream cone, not four more years

God help us ALL...Kerry is RIGHT, he is not fit to lead...he is like a small child lost in a shopping mall.

:evilgrin:

[mrsadm]

8. The picture looks like

he's drinking again

[mopaul]

7. soTHAT'S what a man looks like with a corncob up his ass....nt/

[newyawker99]

9. ROFLMAO!! His pics get better and better!

What a maroon!