'Going away' gift suggestions for Georgie. Let's play.

[Dem2theMax]

I've given this some serious thought.

I think all DU'ers should get * a wonderful parting gift when he leaves the WH this coming January.

How about we each donate a copy of 'My Pet Goat' to his future pResidential library?



:evilgrin: :bounce: :evilgrin: :bounce:

[grannylib]

1. *lololol* Good suggestion, hee hee. Maybe it comes in an "easy reader"

version for His Chimpness.

[Javaman]

41. A flaming bag of dog doo on his front step, works nicely for me...

[kimchi]

2. A lifetime supply of pretzels.

Here's hoping he...enjoys them!

[TahitiNut]

13. Here's me hoping that's less than one box.

:evilgrin:

[dubyaD40web]

45. How about a lifetime supply of

For his failed "flip-flopper" attack on JK.

[MountainLaurel]

50. Same psychic wavelength

I was gonna say a Sam's Club-size bag of Rold Gold extra large.

[hlthe2b]

3. Hot steaming box of ..........................sh___t

[maveric]

4. A subpoena from the war crimes commission and a "soap on a rope".

[mongo]

5. How about a room at the Hauge

complete with war crimes trial....

[fdr_hst_fan]

8. And either a jar of Vaseline or

a tube of KY jelly!

[BootinUp]

6. Lifetime supply of ground up pretzels.

[clydefrand]

7. Black and white striped union suit!

[1monster]

12. I prefer the orange jumpsuits that are standard issue in Federal Prisons..

Preferably one with Levenworth stenciled on the back... :evilgrin:

[Carla in Ca]

9. I have a fear of flying

that is so bad I can't begin to explain it. But...when * loses in November, I will fly (train too long) to Washington with my sign that says "like father like son, one term and you're gone".
It will be cold but I do not care. It is what I need to do.

[Dem2theMax]

10. Want some company? I'm in Calif. too. And I love the cold.

Would love even more to watch * go bye-bye.

[Carla in Ca]

28. Absolutely!

As I said, it is the only thing I will get in a plane for but I'll remember it forever. Lets ALL go!

[Dem2theMax]

32. Wouldn't that be a blast? All of us DU'ers there together.

Now I REALLY want those lotto numbers to come up! :)

[Carla in Ca]

34. Yes, lets make it a goal

n/t

[kayell]

11. Some nice jewelry

[underseasurveyor]

35. And a nice new set of stylin' `n`profilin' duds to match

We must remember, he's an important man that should have his own personal bodyguard.
At ALL times ;-)


Sounds good to me :bounce:

[TahitiNut]

14. Lifetime room & board at Club Fed - in an orange jumpsuit.

These people are criminals.

[Mz Pip]

15. Extra small

condoms. For his very small penis.

MzPip
:dem:

[pacalo]

16. How about dignity...

[Dem2theMax]

17. 4_year, every time I see that * pic with the undies,

I about fall out of my chair laughing. :)

[pacalo]

29. He's such a goofball. :)

[TrustingDog]

40. me too! love that pic! LOL

[deadparrot]

18. How about a lifetime post as ambassador to Iraq?

[napi21]

19. How about a Horse! He can ride it back to Crawford!

Sure would have those bowed legs after that trip! Might even get to overcome his fear of horses by the time he got there. Heck, he's already got the boots, and that big old ranch to keep him.

[chaska]

20. He will be returning to his village soon - every idiot needs a drool cup.

[VOX]

21. An infinite supply of brush to clear and some spiffy state-issue work duds

A guy can dream, can't he? :evilgrin:

[morgan2]

22. a barrel of oil?

[crickets]

23. A large box of "w" keys

to represent all of the lies, including the one about the Clintons trashing the White House. That's more of a party favor though.

The going away gift would be a speedy but well publicized trial that includes charges covering all three strikes at one go, guilty verdicts on all counts, and the sentence of life in prison with no possibility of parole.

edit to add: and no pardon, either. He's over his quota on those already.

[Dem2theMax]

31. Yes, yes, yes. But it has to be a Texas prison -

where they NEVER get out. And the only visitor he's allowed?
Michael Moore, once a month, whether * wants it or not. :evilgrin:

[crickets]

48. Teehee!

But do you really want to put Michael Moore through that kind of pain?

[Dem2theMax]

51. You know, that's true. I love Michael.

Wouldn't want to do anything mean to HIM.

Hmmmmm...who does * hate that we hate too?

Or maybe just get President Kerry to call him once a month and taunt him. LOL. :evilgrin:

[nefarious]

24. How about a talking bobble head doll of himself

That repeats his stupid talking points and sound bites:

They are building weapons of mass destruction.
We're winning the war on terror - we eliminated a ruthless dictator and are closing in on Osama bin Laden.
Let freedom ring.
No child should be left behind.
We've turned the corner - the economy is improving because every American has received tax relief.
Karl Rove is a genius. (well, where do you think the talking points originate?)

He can mope around on his ranch in Crawford, listening to the doll blathering its political rhetoric and tell it to shut up.

[hayduke1]

25. A Fire-Ant Enema! nt.

[underseasurveyor]

39. YEEEEE -- OUCH.......Oh my is that ever m-e-a-n.

ha ha I like yer style :evilgrin:

Greetings and Welcome to DU hayduke1 :hi:

[PartyPooper]

26. A lifetime supply of Jack Daniels and cocaine!

:bounce:

[oldlady]

27. instead of prison...

I'd like to see Bush appear on every reality TV show from the past ten years & enjoy watching him get dissed for season after season...
just imagine the fun of listening to the Real World roomies bitch about him...
imagine watching him get voted off the island...

imagine him eating bull penis...

but, best of all...that one where has-beens live in a house.. whatever it's called (I don't really watch this stuff, but I would if Bush were on *heehee*)

[RevCheesehead]

30. A Pet Goat for the Ranch

[Zorra]

33. Lubricant for his prison time? (I bad, I know. Heh-heh). n/t

[skygazer]

36. A coke spoon and a shot glass

[Sub Atomic]

37. I would send him

a pig.

That way, Laura can have company back at the old pig farm, I mean ranch.

[underseasurveyor]

38. *FRIENDS* Lots and lots of his friends and peers.

MORE FRIENDS



Freepers love Boosh.
Go to him, Boosh fawning freeper friends. Go Now and join with him in all his glorious glory!

[callous taoboy]

42. Buy some cattle

from that company that supplies farm animals to needy communities.

[RevCheesehead]

43. Heifer Project, International n/t

[mitchum]

44. A one way trip to The Hague

[WillyT]

46. I Tried To Give Him A Thesaurus, But He...

said he already had all of the Jurassic Park toys from Burger King.

:evilgrin:

[americanwomanone]

47. The Obvious...................

A brain.

[NervousRex]

49. I've been constipated...

for a week...I'd gladly part with what's blocking my colon..for the pretzeldent. It's the least I could doo.