If Bush Only Had A Brain! (Sing at House parties and rallies!!) - short

[Dems Will Win]

IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN

words by Dems Will Win

WITH THE RICH, BUSH PLAYS CUPID
IT’S THE ECONOMY STUPID, ONLY MILLIONAIRES DO GAIN!
WE’D BE HAPPY, WE’D BE MERRY,
AND WE WOULDN’T NEED JOHN KERRY
IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN!

ONE QUESTION BUSH HAS BURNING
IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING? GOOD SCHOOLS WE MUST MAINTAIN!
THEN HE ROBS THE KIDS BLIND
LEAVES NO BILLIONAIRE BEHIND
IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN!

Chorus:
WELL THE SURPLUS IS ALL GONE
THE LOCKBOX PICKED HANDILY
AND BUSH IS WORKING HARD
TO PUT FOOD--ON THE FAMILY!

Verse:
DON’T MISUNDERESTIMATE HIM
HE’S GOT HIS ULTIMATUM!
THOUGH HE CAN’T NAME THE HEAD OF SPAIN!
IN THIS WAR WE MUST MAKE CERTAIN
THE WORLD IS SAFE FOR HALLIBURTON
IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN!

HE’LL START THE DRAFT, YOU’LL FACE INDUCTION
TO FIND WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION,
FROM EGYPT TO BAHRAIN!
HE’LL SEARCH EVERY SAND OR SOIL
AS LONG AS IT BEARS OIL
IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN!

Chorus:
OH BUSH COULD TELL YOU WHY
THE PIE GROWS HIGH, UP TO THE SKY
BUT NOW OUR FAMILIES CAN’T SURVIVE,
CAUSE BUSH THINKS TWO PLUS TWO IS FIVE!

Verse:
(slow) THE TERROR PLANES, THERE WAS NO STOPPIN’
CAUSE BUSH KEPT PHOTO-OPPIN’—HE NEVER FELT YOUR PAIN!
WELL LIFE WOULD BE A DING-A-DERRY!
AND WE WOULDN’T NEED JOHN KERRY!
IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN!