The Liar Sleeps Tonight

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Has anyone else heard this song? Heard it on Dr. Demento and ordered it fron the flybynightclub.com in Anchorage Alaska. done by Mr. Whitekeys & The Fabulous Spamtones

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1. Lyrics

The Liar Sleeps Tonight -
Mr. Whitekeys & The Fabulous Spamtones
(sung to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight")

Bomb Iraq, Bomb Iraq
The cowboy's back, the cowboy's back
Shock and Awe, Shock and Awe
Avenge my Pa, Avenge my Pa...

Weeeee'll fight the Axis of Evil - Bring it on
Weeee'll drill for oil 'til the fossil fuels are gone
In the White House, the whitey White House, the Liar sleeps tonight
In the Mid East, the oily Mid east, I'm gonna pick a fight

Wingin' it, wingin' it
I'm such a twit, I'm such a twit
Wingin' it, wingin' it
I'm such a twit, I'm such a twit...

Nooooo weapons of mass destruction can be found
Haaaaalliburton's certain there is oil in the ground
On your TV, the cable TV, the Liar speaks tonight
Deficits rise. No tax for rich guys. I never was too bright.

The Dixie Chicks, the Dixie Chicks
They're crappin' bricks, they're crappin' bricks
The Dixie Chicks, the Dixie Chicks
They're crappin' bricks, they're crappin' bricks...

Cheeeney hides somewhere and tells me what to do
Ashcroft looks for spies and has his gall bladder removed.

Lots of people out of work (I feel no pain)
Frenchies think that he's a jerk (and so does Spain)
He wore a flight suit on a boat (They let me steer!)
Just to get another vote (I'll buy the beer!)

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug,
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug...

Hush my Darling. The breadline's forming
But, we're gonna fly to Mars.
Hush now Mama. Forget Osama,
Kabul and Kandahar

Hanging chad. Hanging chad. Thank you Dad. Thank you Dad.
Hanging chad. Hanging chad. Thank you Dad. Thank you Dad...

Myyyyy brother made sure I won in Florida.
Iiiiiiii went AWOL from the National Guard
I got Colin Powell. I got Condoleeza.
Jesus appoints me. Mel Gibson agrees-a.
When I was young I got a DUI.
But I got to pay and I got to slide
I fight the Axis of Evil around the world
The liberal media makes me hurl
87 billion was the bill
So wait 'til we go after Kim Jong Il.

Bomb Iraq, Bomb Iraq
The cowboy's back, the cowboy's back
Shock and Awe, Shock and Awe
Avenge my Pa, Avenge my Pa...

In the White House, the whitey White House, the Liar sleeps tonight
In the White House, the whitey White House, the Liar sleeps tonight
In the White House, the whitey White House, the Liar sleeps tonight
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