* must have hung out with him a bit too much when Poppy was pres..
http://www.uplink.freeuk.com/qquotes.htmlIt was a good campaign contribution to Bill Clinton, but he gets a lot of contributions from Hollywood. We're making great progress with Hollywood. I am convinced because of my speech of several months ago on the poverty of values in this country that Hollywood will begin to reflect our values better.
-- VP Dan Quayle, when asked about the season opener of the television sitcom, 'Murphy Brown' - 1992.
I'm ready.
-- VP Dan Quayle describing his ability to take over the presidency after President Bush vomits and collapses in Tokyo - 1992.
You have a part-time job, and that's better than no job at all.
-- VP Dan Quayle after the manager of the Burger King had said that the jobs offered were part-time minimum wage jobs, which didn't pay enough to live on, and that 'It's hard to find people who want to actually show up for the job.'
Ever heard of this theory of 'trickle down?' That's ridiculous. We're talking about trickling up. We're talking about climbing up the ladder.
-- VP Dan Quayle trying to encourage teenage students in Salinas, California to push themselves in school - 1992.
We're in Florida.
-- VP Dan Quayle explaining why he had just purchased four peaches (and no citrus fruits
-- for which Florida is famous) at a Publix supermarket in Oakland Park, Florida. Georgia (which IS famous for peaches) did not gain from the transaction, however; the peaches were from Chile.
I hope there's some respect and dignity for things I did not do.
-- Senator Dan Quayle defending himself against allegations of involvement with Paula Parkinson - 1988.