What is Wrong With chimpy*? Look How Bloodshot his Eyes Are!

[leftchick]

[Stephanie]

1. He does not look well

What is he on?

[spinbaby]

2. Just the usual

Drinking will do that to you.

[hlthe2b]

3. Well, regardless of drug/alcohol possibilities... we know he is not

getting his 3 naps each day, his 10 hours of sleep nor his usual five day "weekends." Expect more bizarre Bushisms.... They always get worse when he's really tired.

[terrya]

4. He finished off the bottle of Johnny Walker Red the night before.

Just the usual binge drinking. Same old thing.

[mopaul]

5. love that 'ook ook oook' expression

so very apelike

[VaYallaDawg]

6. He was probably trying to pronounce

"nooky-lar."

[truthspeaker]

7. see my sig pic

[neebob]

8. I don't see it

He always looks like a perfectly fit and vigorous vacation pig to me. If his eyes are bloodshot, perhaps it's from too much sun.

[Vickers]

9. Also looks like his lizard juices are spilling out

:spank:

[Kazak]

10. Time for vacation...

:eyes:

[auburngrad82]

11. Sweatin' like a pig too. Maybe he's drunk...

[UTUSN]

12. Plus, His Voice the Day Before Yesterday

They kept playing an audio clip that day, saying it was him. The first couple of times made me pay CLOSE attention the next time to see whether I had heard right--------TOTALLY unrecognizable, minimally gutteral, perhaps some slurring.