Remember when you saw Rummy every other day?

[SlavesandBulldozers]

What happened to Rummy? Where are all the press conferences? I want updates on how well the war in Iraq is going. I mean we bring the Iraqis freedom, we're greeted with roses, we capture all their WMD's - why isn't Rummy informing us on all the goings-on? He's so charming, and I miss his delicate wording and comforting grandfatherly guidance. He has so much to be proud of, I just miss the good old days where we could get the daily briefing by Rummy and Meyers and they would reassure us that the right thing was being done.

[jumpstart33]

1. And Condi and Colin and Wolfowitz and Perle?

Where have all the old cons gone?

[speedoo]

2. Unfortunately none of them have been fired for incompetence.

They are still drawing paychecks from all of us (except for Perle). Rove knows they are bad news for the coWard, reminders that Iraq is a mess, so buh-bye.

[greekspeak]

3. A song

Where have all the old cons gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the old cons gone?
Long Time Ago
Where have all the old cons gone?
Gone to Nonentities Everyone
OH WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN?
OH WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN?

[sffreeways]

4. You will get nothing

and like it.

Eventually, the Bush Regime won't answer anymore questions.

All communications to the masses will be filtered through carefully selected mainstream media regime approved journalists.

"Rallies" will be held periodically so that the masses may see that the regime is functioning and loyalty oaths will be administered to the masses at these rallies.

President for life Bush will occasionally speak on closed circuit TV about the latest threats we face.

[JohnnyRingo]

5. I see he gave a speech at the press Club today....

I'm wondering when we'll hear a terror alert from Tom Ridge in response to the 60 Minutes story.

Probably when the polls start sagging.