Chimpy "weekly address" ...3/4 of Al Aqueda captured... how does he know?

[cthrumatrix]

And he also only said the word "terror" 1534 times in a five minute address....

[RDL]

1. Because

he looked and the membership list, and there is only him, crashcart, wolfie & rummy left running around

[nostamj]

2. they had to change the LIE

BushCo has been saying TWO-THIRDS of AQ captured or killed for over two years without an iota of evidence. they needed to SOUND like they were doing even better.

they have no idea how many there are worldwide. it's a LIE.

[cthrumatrix]

3. they can't even get the list of 911 terrorist's compiled - 3 yrs LATER

[peekaloo]

4. did he mention how he's dismantled the Taliban, too?

S.O.S.

:mad:

[cthrumatrix]

7. he tends not to mention our "catostrophic successes"

[peekaloo]

9. LOL..........Poopy likes to keep that heroin trade talk on the QT.

:evilgrin:

[xchrom]

5. sure, and they were promplty replaced.

cause bush is a miserable failure.

[molly]

6. His true believer followers will

believe anything he tells them because he is ordained or whatever.

[Career Prole]

8. Because when the chimp-in-chief says 3/4 of al Qaeda's leadership

has been captured or killed he counts on one hand...

"Saddam...captured, Uday...killed, Qusay...killed, Osama...runnin'.
That's three-fourths!"


F*ckin' moron.

[Sydnie]

10. Because he removed their cards from the deck. He can only count to 52.

n/t

[cliss]

11. Ah yes, BeetleBrain's Saturday "address"

Is this supposed to be a leftover from the 30's, where people would sit glued to their wooden box, struggling to hear over the static, anxious for some words of support.

I'd say Bush can prove he's lost 3/4 of his radio listeners. Who on earth would listen to this crap?

That's the problem with his non-stop blathering: this kind of obsessive nonsense puts people to sleep. NO one wants to hear this garbage. They'll just tune him out.

So - keep jabbering, you fool.