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[Oilwellian]

President Bush (news - web sites) and first lady Laura Bush, right, take part in a moment of silence, Saturday, Sept. 11, 2004, on the South Lawn of the White House to mark the third anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. Second left is former Solicitor General Ted Olson, with his granddaughters Jillian, left, and Kirstin Olson, right. Olson lost his wife Barbara in the plane that hit the Pentagon (news - web sites) on Sept. 11, 2001. Others are unidentified. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

[liberalmuse]

1. LOL!

'Uhhhh, where's my heart again? Oh yeah, mom always said, 'the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.' '

[sallyseven]

3. He doesn't have a heart. He is a robot.

[El Supremo]

10. No, a Cypher

I learned a new word yesterday after reading a review of 'Silver City.'

[gmoney]

2. "I shouldn't have pledged allegiance to the burritos..."

urp

[vetwife]

4. Where is my heart? I am so used to Dick working the strings !

[RevCheesehead]

5. Damn - forgot to get my heart back from Cheney!

[HawkerHurricane]

6. Umm, they're playing that music again...

I know I'm supposed to do something with my hand, now what was it?

[scaredamurikan]

7. I need Pepto Bismol

n/t

[El Supremo]

8. Now, how did Napoleon place his hand?

[Thurston Howe IV]

11. Great minds think alike

At least you can spell!

[El Supremo]

22. Wasn't you dad named Howell?

But welcome to DU!

[Thurston Howe IV]

9. The New Napolean

"I'm not sure about that new 'Napolean look' Rove is pushing. Wasn't he French?"

[oldtime dfl_er]

12. BELCH

[karlrschneider]

13. "I need to scratch my balls, but I can't remember where they are"

...

[Lefty48197]

14. You mean Olson bred?? I feel sick to my stomach!

.

[Citizen Daryl]

15. Caption

"Mmmmmhhhh... shouldn'ta eaten that secont burrito. My stomach is having a ... ... uhhh ... situation."

[notadmblnd]

16. I sure hope this moment of silence is over soon

I gotta let one rip.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

17. is ted olson reaching for his gun?

[MisterP]

18. Rumsfeld pledges with his hand over his pancreas!

"I can pat my stomach and rub my head at the same time!"

[Ravy]

19. President displays anatomical location of the heart in the gutless. (n/t)

[proud patriot]

20. "Oh man I wish I hadn't had that burrito"

[Bluebear]

21. His meds out of whack, Prez says: 'I pledge allegiance to my colon"

[LibDemAlways]

23. Because he has no heart,

Bush stupidly pats his stomach during a 9/11 moment of silence.