Ya Think Bill Bennet was their?

[RazzleCat]

It's Not Gambling If It's For Jesus!

FREEHOLD, IOWA - The grand opening of Landover Baptist’s $27 million Christian Casino & Resort, “The Golden Plate,” drew in thousands of religious high rollers last Saturday night. Christian leaders who love the thrill of gaming were treated to hours of entertainment and relaxation as they increased their weekly tithe up to 25, 50, and in some cases even 100%. After an uplifting and luxurious church service in the Golden Plate’s plush chapel the next Sunday morning, platinum tithers were pampered like the Lord’s own angels with a seven course brunch, a poolside concert by the Landover Baptist String Quartet, mud baths, massages, and a personal invitation to the Pastor’s table at dinner. Then it was back to the casino to tithe away their Saturday winnings after Sunday night’s 11 P.M. church service.

link http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0502/goldenplate.html

[bleedingheart]

1. you realize that is a parody site...

although they have some of my favorite funny pieces of all time so far...the christian man's guide to dating...it makes me laugh every time...

[Elginoid]

2. their what?

i think the word you wanted is "there"...