KERRY should promise to FLIP FLOP Bush Performance in Office

[dave29]

Kerry: "I'm going to Flip this Flop around. I plan on flipping the flopped economy so it heads up again. I plan on flipping this President's flopped opportunity at making this country safer. I plan on flipping his flopped record in education, healthcare, and especially the environment. This President can accuse me of being a flip-flopper all he wants, I'm happy to just call him a flop."

Wouldn't you love to hear a statement like this?

[dave29]

1. On second thought

it sounds sort of like Rumsfeld's poetry. But you get the idea.

[liberalpragmatist]

2. I see what you're trying to do, but NO

I'm sorry - it just sounds WAY too stupid. Sorry.

[dave29]

3. Lol

I think he should just call the President a flop and leave the rest out. That's what editors are for.

[MissMarple]

4. Maybe, but air america could pick it up.