The Liberal Limericker: There once was a gov'ner named Jeb...

[dumpster_baby]

There once was a gov'ner named Jeb
Who with more power his honor did ebb
He took away rights
But not from the whites
And caught votes in his slimy web

more liberal limericks here:
http://www.theliberallimericker.com/

Not very many good ones, though! Maybe someone here can help...

[banana republican]

1. ROTFLMAO

I love it......

[alittlelark]

2. Jeb is a governor with a brother,

who really doesn't even bother,
"Why should I" says he,
As he scratches a flea,
My daddys got it all figgured out - whatsamatta?


OK, I've done better - but it's late.

[Gore1FL]

3. I wrote these in 2001 in the days of "The Underground" forum

The once was a governor named George
Who beat Gore by votes he did forge.
Then in 2004
He was shown to the door
By the voters he tried to disgorge

There was was a bastard called Shrub
Who belonged to a right-wing boys club
His family he says
Was honorable in all ways
As his daughters got drunk in a Pub

The once was a Dick named Cheney
Who was appointed to be the V.P.
He had a bad heart
They installed a "crash cart"
When it fails he lights up like a tree.

There once was an A.G. named John
Who lost to a dead man who won.
And now every day
He prays to the NRA
Proving his religious beliefs are a con.

There once was a dumb bitch named Norton
Who oil companies were a'courtin
Because in her views
Carabou are bad news
Because Republicans they ain't supportin'

There once was a bald guy named Ari
Whose lies were offensive and scary
He once told the press
That Clinton Left a mess
When asked for proof he could produce nary.

There once was a dork named Trent Lott
Who thinks that all gays should be shot
He was doing quite well
Til' Jeffords said "Go to hell"
Now he wimpers and whines like a sot.

A Republican man named McCain
Tried to make Campaign Finances sane.
But a speaker named Hastert
Who is quite a Bastert <sic>
Killed the bill to continue the bane.

There once was a Court, quite Supreme
Who installed a right leaning regime
But much to their fright
The Democrats did unite
And ended their sick fascist dream.

There once was a nazi named Rush
Whose arguments were all filled with slush
He ate more each day
'til a ton he did weigh
Now both truth and most chairs he does crush.

[dumpster_baby]

4. Those are actually quite good--you should publish them on the Limericker

they could use them....