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Dark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 07:27 PM
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Oh My God, Is this for FUCKING REAL? W-Ketchup!
http://www.wketchup.com/

I am speechless. First french fries, now ketchup? Will this insanity ever stop?
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DelawareValleyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 07:28 PM
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1. Sadly it is
There's a sucker born every minute. And most of them grow up to be freepers.
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republicansarewhores Donating Member (755 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 08:01 PM
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14. Yup... it's made from American G.I. blood too.


RAW
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kikiek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 07:29 PM
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2. I would like to see the breakdown on how much goes to charity.
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papau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 07:29 PM
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3. Finally W-Ketchup - no more covering the Heinz lable with stick ons at
Bush events!

LOL!!!

:-)
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 07:31 PM
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4. It's not even tasty.
Edited on Mon Sep-20-04 07:31 PM by lizzy
They had this republican on TV to do a blind test, and of course, he picked Heinz as better tasting. But then they asked him which one he would buy, and he said W.
LOL.
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 07:36 PM
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5. And you wonder why we are the joke of the world.
Jokes with guns
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 07:37 PM
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6. Interesting how it's soliciting buyers by using the troops as a lure...
Edited on Mon Sep-20-04 07:39 PM by 4_year_nightmare
That's what the coWard-in-chief does, while he cuts veterans' benefits/pay & has no regard for the active reservists' contracts.

A portion of every sale is donated to the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides scholarships for the children of active duty service members killed in the line of duty.

How many funerals has the coWard-in-chief attended? Why doesn't he allow the pictures of the caskets?
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 07:38 PM
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7. Here's an idea
buy a bottle, empty it into a bowl.

Make a bowel movement into the bowl.

Stir until smooth.

Pour back in.

Present as a "gag gift" to your RW "friends". Ask them later how good it was . . .
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 07:43 PM
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8. Check out this site for comments on W ketchup
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 07:43 PM
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9. But, but, but, it's a vegetable!
Or is that only "St. Ronnie's Old Tyme Mt. Rushmore Ketchup"? :puke:
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Andy_Stephenson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 07:45 PM
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10. "Made for W Ketchup by
Heinz inc."
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George_S Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 07:45 PM
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11. Would you trust them with your food?
Imagine all the creative ingredients the dirty tricksters put in it.
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friesianrider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 07:47 PM
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12. I thought the company said it was "coincidence"
Figures. No worries about 1000 dead, an endless war, economic recession, and record unemployment. No, let's make sure we worry about what kind of ketchup we have in our fridge.
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judy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 07:51 PM
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13. And their advertising campaign (very effective)
"Only W Ketchup has the true color of blood!
More than 1000 US soldiers, more than 30,000 Iraqis, W Ketchup brings the "W"ar into your kitchen!!"
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